Authorities believe they have located the infamously lost radioactive capsule after reports a Landcruiser numpty vanished into the future after hitting 142kph trying to block…
View More Radioactive Capsule Located After Landcruiser Goes Back To The Future Trying To Block Overtaking Lane
WA has proposed the nation honour the “true king” of Australia and put a lump of precious iron ore on the new $5 note. It…
View More WA proposes iron ore on new $5 note given the country wouldn’t have any money without it
The RBA has made a bleak prediction today, warning the nation that they are about to cop a massive, steaming load of the kind of…
View More Nation Set To Cop Big Load Of WA Boomtown Prices, RBA Warns As Inflation Rises
Eventually, AI will come for all of our jobs. Some sooner than others as an office manager in a mid-sized West Perth firm learned today…
View More Office Manager Fears For Job After AI Software Taught To Write Passive Aggressive Notes No One Reads
Unbelievable scenes were witnessed at a trendy western suburb market today as the two mining billionaires were seen tussling over a jar of foie gras…
View More Grocery Cost Crisis Laid Bare As Twiggy & Gina Seen Tussling Over Marked Down Foie Gras
A Perth matriarch has fought back the tears of shame to warn her extended family to not bring up their dropkick cousin’s crypto portfolio this…
View More Family Warned Not To Bring Up Idiot Cousin’s Crypto Portfolio Ahead Of Xmas