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Pursuant to an emergency meeting of Perth’s rich, blow-ins wishing to pass through any Western Suburb boundary will now be forced to meet a dress…
View More Western Suburbs Deploy Anti Blow-In Measures After “Poor People” Suspected of Bringing In Virus
Bob is currently in deep denial about the efficacy of his evaporative air conditioner as it battles to cool his double brick home in the…
View More Evaporative Air Conditioner Owner In Denial About Dryness of Perth Heat
In an Australian first, Clive Palmer has sensationally instructed his solicitors to file an action against himself for damaging his reputation. A spokesperson for Clive…
View More Clive To Bring Legal Action Against Himself For Damaging His Reputation
Tom knew love was in the air when he knocked the top off his first pre-Super Bowl party froff at 6:30 this morning. Sure, It…
View More Super Bowl Fan Plans To Surprise Valentines With 12 Hours of Day Drinking Before Date
Valentine’s Day used to represent the Hall-water-Mark of consumerism. A day when the wave of pointless spending crashed on the shore of forced sentiment and…
View More Ms Valentine’s Day
Alyssa has destroyed more husbands than the Ashley Madison leak. Each court order added to her spoils of matrimonial war. Now with time and resources,…
View More The Crown Cas Cougar