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Freedom hating traitor, Alex, has turned his back on WA for 5 years to pursue a career as a pro-art-wanker in Melbourne. This week he…
View More Man flying into Perth borrows Geelong guernsey in hope he’ll be classified essential enough to skip quarantine
For the last month, Phil has been pumping England’s tyres like he just got a job in the Land Rover showroom. You see, Phil saw…
View More Mr It’s Coming Home
It was revealed this week that Marko reckons Basil dogged the boys on a deal to chuck in some coin towards a new pool facility…
View More Taxpayers: why spend millions on a WACA pool when we can neglect road drainage for free?
Reports have flooded in that an eerily, almost “unsettling” calm has fallen over the Northern beaches due to the docile state of English soccer fans…
View More Soccer Creates Harmony over the Northern Suburbs as English Expats too Tired to Moan About Australia’s Inadequacies
“What the hell is COVID-19?” Responded Bert as he was told it was a requirement of COVID-19 restrictions to wear a mask while entering City…
View More Mundaring Resident Shocked to Hear About “COVID-19” on Quadrennial trip to Civilisation
Marko has conceded that a COVID checkpoint in the middle of the Narrows Bridge is the only sure way to ensure SOR is protected from…
View More Narrows Bridge COVID Checkpoint to be Set up to Protect the SOR Way of Life