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Featured WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr ‘Why Haven’t My Bins Been Emptied???’

Belle December 27, 2021

For decades, Ron has maintained relative peace with his Council overlords based on the understanding they pick up his shit on the designated day and…

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Mr Perth Heatwave

Belle December 26, 2021 tradieWeather

Daryl is an unflushed toilet bowl of a man: full of shit and stained with the unpalatable skiddie of one-upmanship. The recent heat has sent…

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Featured Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Ms “I’m Adulting!”

Belle December 18, 2021

At the ripe age of 31, Tayla’s parents made the brave decision to flush out their beloved little parasitic-worm that was eating half their food…

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Internet Culture

Mr Facebook Bogan

Belle December 17, 2021 Bogan

Deano’s Facebook profile is the digital equivalent of a rusted car graveyard out the front of a repurposed suburban ice-lab. His profile picture is a…

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Featured Party & Entertainment

Ms Perth Pop-Up Bar

Belle December 11, 2021 influencer

Perth’s pop-up fever outbreak has reached epidemic proportions with party goers suffering symptoms ranging from life-threatening FOMO, pangs of exclusivity and chronic and uncontrollable hashtagitis.…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies Featured

Mr Jacob’s Ladder

Belle December 4, 2021 GymWA Culture

Like R2D2 auditioning on C3PO’s casting touch, Damian is a well-oiled machine. He is a classic cardboard cutout of an charmless corporate man and Jacob’s…

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