Craig awakens to Eye of the Tiger blaring from his phone: the song of a god damn champion. He springs out of bed like he’d…
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Category: The Human Zoo
Ms Perth Cat Owner
Ever since Siobhan dived into Perth’s dating-pool she has dreamed of being liberated from the drowning boredom of existence like the beautiful lady-bug she is.…
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Ms “I’m Getting Married!”
Unbeknownst to Dan, Mel had been planning her wedding long before the two had even met. Dan was simply the compliant sack of ring bearing…
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Ms Playboy Seat Covers
How do you show the world that you fell off the sick bish tree and hit every branch on the way down? Pink Playboy seat…
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Mr Gym Selfie
Todd hovers around the free weights at Healthy Life while flicking through his own Instagram account. It’s been 25 minutes, and Todd hasn’t lifted a…
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Mr Imported Car Enthusiast
Ask any dropkick. Any real dropkick. It don’t matter if you fail to avoid crashing by an inch or a mile, crashings, crashing. Krys always…
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