A trip to Amsterdam is like standing before a timeless piece of artwork strewn across a canvas of rich Euro-history, and then dragging your gurning…
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Category: The Human Zoo
The Perth Dog Thief
It’s 2019, and the fur-baby-fication of society is almost fully complete. Tired of seeing our canine pals sniff around the arse-crack of speciesism, we elevated…
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The Overcompetitive Social Sportsman
In high school, Todd held the record for most tennis racquets smashed in a fit of rage. His poor sportsmanship was legendary. The product of…
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Mr “I’m in a Corporate Box”
For 5 years, Gregory was an office piglet, madly feasting on the scraps his power-broking bosses threw his way. A free lunch here, a golf…
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The Perth Apprentice
Harlee is a brand-spankin’ new apprentice and has just landed a job working for his uncle, Trev. Unfortunately, he needs a couple of payslips before…
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Mr Gender Reveal Burnout
Cambo wasn’t going to lie, he had mixed emotions about the announcement he’d knocked up his misso up. In the shit-togetherness stakes, he was sitting…
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