Lululemon – for when you want to fool people into thinking your toned arse is due to fitness and not smashing your kid’s dexies like…
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The Ford Ranger Driver
Jarren charges towards the ensuite in his latest temporary lover’s room and boots in the door like he had a warrant. There was no time…
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Damo is the kind of bloke who introduces himself as “Diesel” as a part of a decade long campaign to get the self-given nickname to…
View More The Nissan Patrol DriverMr Perth Fitness Influencer
Leon’s dreams of being an actual athlete were shattered when he realised that when it came to actual sport, he sucked worse than a Patagonian…
View More Mr Perth Fitness InfluencerMr Jacob’s Ladder
Like R2D2 auditioning on C3PO’s casting touch, Damian is a well-oiled machine. He is a classic cardboard cutout of an charmless corporate man and Jacob’s…
View More Mr Jacob’s LadderThe Perth Fitness Cougar
The unpleasant discharge from muscular Tinder sexpests has polluted gyms and threatened the natural habitat of the lifestyle-fitness birds. Glamorous Western Suburbs cougars were forced…
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