Navigating the nuances of the word “mate” is a skill that every Australian acquires through years of dealing with a rich ecosystem of human garbage.…
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Category: From the Zoo
Donothan v. Mortal Kombat Aussie Casting Call
Tiffeaknee yells out to Donothan, “babe they need staunchcunts for the new Mortal Kombat movie”. Donothan has been waiting for this moment. To prepare for…
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IN FOCUS: Backyard Camping during COVID lockdown
There’s nothing quite like pitching a tent in your backyard to keep the crotch goblins off your god damn back because the camping trip to…
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IN FOCUS: People to Avoid at the Supermarket
On a wrong day, going to your local supermarket can make storming the shores of Normandy with a seasick squadron seem like a picnic at…
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So, you want to be a Sovereign Citizen, ay?
Defence lawyers hate them! Because sovereign citizen’s reckon they’ve found a way to avoid criminal prosecution without the need for expensive legal fees! Just tell…
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IN FOCUS: Yumbo Fever
The only thing that has got boomers friskier than the rent moratoriums lifting is the reintroduction of the Hungry Jack’s Yumbo. Nothing satisfies a hard-earned…
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