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From the Zoo Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

IN FOCUS: The Mighty AU Ford Falcon

Belle May 4, 2024

One man’s epic piece of shit is another man’s treasure. In that respect, an AU Ford Falcon is like the holy grail of the recently…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

What your favourite piece of iconic Perth architecture says about you

Belle April 27, 2024

East Perth Public Transport Centre – your lust for a brutalist lifestyle knows no bounds. Your parents probably played death metal to you instead of lullabies.…

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Applying 8 common AFL rules to your social life

Belle April 26, 2024 AFLFooty

Substitution – at any stage of a pub session, the main group can substitute “your mate” for any reason but typically due to poor performance. This…

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What a sparky earning $250k a year spends in a week

Belle April 21, 2024

Age: 35 Lives: Wembley Investment properties: I own a mini-empire of AirBNBs along the Perth coast. Bought my first because I didn’t really know what…

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What a pisswreck plumber on $130k* spends in a week 

Belle April 19, 2024

* old mate said 130k as far as the ATO was concerned. He was reluctant to expand on this. Age: 38 Live: Rivervale Salary: I…

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IN FOCUS: Dealing With a Mate With Invisible Lats Syndrome

Belle April 18, 2024

Invisible Lats Syndrome (ILS) typically affects males aged between 18-45 and can strike after their very first weights session or purchase of Muay Thai shorts.…

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