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What your favourite piece of iconic Perth architecture says about you

Belle April 27, 2024

East Perth Public Transport Centre – your lust for a brutalist lifestyle knows no bounds. Your parents probably played death metal to you instead of lullabies.…

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Applying 8 common AFL rules to your social life

Belle April 26, 2024 AFLFooty

Substitution – at any stage of a pub session, the main group can substitute “your mate” for any reason but typically due to poor performance. This…

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What a sparky earning $250k a year spends in a week

Belle April 21, 2024

Age: 35 Lives: Wembley Investment properties: I own a mini-empire of AirBNBs along the Perth coast. Bought my first because I didn’t really know what…

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What a pisswreck plumber on $130k* spends in a week 

Belle April 19, 2024

* old mate said 130k as far as the ATO was concerned. He was reluctant to expand on this. Age: 38 Live: Rivervale Salary: I…

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IN FOCUS: Dealing With a Mate With Invisible Lats Syndrome

Belle April 18, 2024

Invisible Lats Syndrome (ILS) typically affects males aged between 18-45 and can strike after their very first weights session or purchase of Muay Thai shorts.…

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What your choice of Breakfast says about you

Belle April 11, 2024

Eggs Benny – you’re a hungover FIFO worker who is about to take a mid-brekkie break to make a Dome toilet the scene of a 25…

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