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IN FOCUS: A*Mazing
Back in the days of Christian rap/rock ads, there was a 30-minute slice of gameshow perfection – A*Mazing. Two schools would send their least shameful…
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5 hot tips to transition from NOR to your new life SOR
So it has finally happened. You are facing every Perth resident’s nightmare. You are moving to the other side of the river and you’re wondering…
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8 Plays From The Boomers Guide To Making Hospo Staff Feel Uncomfortable
Make a song and dance about waiting for the cute bartender to serve you In a civilised world, one waits politely and lets the bartender…
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15 Rules to avoid being a gym pest
Don’t be a gruntcunt – in your mind, you’re in a wonderful David Attenborough doco where excessive grunting is your beautiful mating song. In reality, it…
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9 Top Perth Car Parks To “Do A Little Deal” In
Secret Harbour Beach car park – Secret Harbour Beach is strategically placed between the two major SOR “transaction hubs” of Rocko & Mandurah. It’s an oasis…
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