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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

A Night in the Life of an “eXpresso” Martini Drinker

Belle September 26, 2023

6 pm: I’m putting the finishing touches on for ladies night. I haven’t even had a drop of booze and I’m already screeching like The…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

Vintage Emu Export Commercials Were Something Else

Belle September 24, 2023

Back before hipsters drank Emu Export it was the sole domain of the WA cobber. A man who Mike Whitney would be honoured to share…

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Journo sneaks one past the keeper and gets meth accepted as name on her kid’s birth certificate

Belle September 19, 2023

Sometimes you read a story and wonder how it could be real. Fear not, ABC  journalist Kirsten Drysdale was researching a story on the acceptable…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

8 Ways To Save Money and Replicate the Full Perth Royal Show Experience At Home

Belle September 19, 2023

Kids love the Perth Royal Show but with cost of living pressure it’s never been a worse time to splash cash. So why not throw…

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A Day in the Life of a Social Influencer

Belle September 18, 2023 A Day In The Life Of

7 am: I stand in front of my mirror and affirm to myself that posting thirst traps for simps is a real job, no matter…

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5 Secrets Of Success For Being A Hot Young Professional Tool

Belle September 15, 2023

So, the very definition of human achievement has been redefined by you securing a $40k a year graduate position through a family friend that owed…

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