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From the Zoo Bell Tower Times Featured

What Your Personalised Number Plates Say About You

Belle August 9, 2023

Number plates are the canvas that the master-douche paints their masterpiece. Of course, not all personalised number plates are as heinous as others. It’s a…

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Western Australian Secrets Are Being Leaked To The Global Stage Recently

Belle August 4, 2023

It seems like Western Australians are relishing the opportunity to reveal WA’s best secrets to massive global social media pages. Is this treason? Yes. Is…

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Piers Morgan locked Aussies out of English drinks after introducing a biscuit to the circle jerk

Belle August 1, 2023

Finally, it has been revealed why the Aussies were locked out of the English team’s end-of-game drinks last night. As it turned out, provocateur and…

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5 Of The Best Perth Suburbs To Lay Low In Until The Heat Blows Over!

Belle July 31, 2023

So your latest robbery, rampage or narcotic trafficking operation has come under scrutiny from the po-po! They have your phone taps, your usual dwellings surveilled,…

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What your favourite houseplant says about you

Belle July 27, 2023

Monstera – you like to take credit for the natural beauty and talent of others. Yes, that monstera looks shit-hot but you really didn’t have much…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

A Day In The Life Of A Flagmantle Supporter

Belle July 23, 2023 AFL

8:30 am – it has been a full week since my last meltdown. My therapist suggests I reward myself with a special treat. I decide…

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