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How to get the most tax back from those ATO dogs

Belle July 4, 2023

G’day Keifo here. Not surprisingly, I deal with dumb dogs every day and it has become my mission to replace the shit between your ears…

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Bell Tower Times From the Zoo Sports

7 Types Of Cretins You Can’t Avoid This Ashes Series

Belle July 3, 2023 cricketsports

The Ashes is one of the hottest competitions between England & Australia. Naturally, not everyone is on their best behaviour during this series. Here are…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

8 Tips For A Spectacular Day Out In Forrestfield

Belle June 27, 2023

Ah, Forrestfield aka Forrie. A timeless suburb in the foothills where beauty truly meets the beast. Strap yourself in for a wild ride. 1. Make…

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How To Have A Perfect Day In Hillarys

Belle June 25, 2023

Welcome to Hillarys brave adventurer – one of your last stops before delving deeper into Perf’s unnecessary Northern sprawl aka the heart of darkness.  Getting…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

A Day In The Life Of A Jetstar Passenger

Belle June 24, 2023 A Day In The Life Of

4:30 am – running late for me flight because I’m trying to force all 3 long necks of Woodstock down me gullet. Get the boy…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

A Review Of Swan Gold 3.5% 

Belle June 21, 2023

As I took my first sip, I instantly felt my shorts recede to full King Gee stubby proportions. The light golden lager washed around in…

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