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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Adidas Snap Pants

Belle October 17, 2020

They say you only truly enjoyed your Adidas snap pants for two days – the day you stole them and the day they protected your…

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Belle's Lounge

Being a Massive Workplace Arse Kisser

Belle October 14, 2020

In the cruel ocean of the workplace, there are predators and prey. Which is why you have become a suckerfish that latches directly onto the…

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Reckons

So, You’ve Become an American Politics Expert?

Belle September 30, 2020

They say opinions are like arseholes and yours has prolapsed all over the clean bedsheets of social media. Again. This time, you felt a great…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Ooshies

Belle September 22, 2020

Imagine a middle-aged woman desperately pushing, grunting and roaring in a room full of people. A little human is covered in the woman’s bodily fluids…

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Belle's Lounge

Embracing Nepotism

Belle September 20, 2020

A real winner knows there are two types of jobs: the one you are qualified for and the better paid one your dad’s mate can…

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Reckons

Top 5 signs you are a mummy blogger

Belle September 2, 2020

You Exploit Your Family for Likes Pyramid sellers do it for money, anti-vaxxers do it because they are a few boils short of the black…

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