Temperatures have dropped faster in Perth than Clive Palmer’s grundies at a Titanic-themed gloryhole.
Coming off a week of delicious mid-30 stunners, Perth has endured the horrors of a 13-degree morning that has only warmed up to around 17 degrees by brunch.
Naturally, this has caused some members of the community to panic. We spoke to Lizzy who said she had to do a full 180 back through her front door after walking out to meet the gals for brunch.
She was exposed to the mid-teen-temps for only a few seconds but it was enough to imprint a lasting scar on her spirit. She told The Times,
“I honestly thought my feet were going to freeze and snap off so I ran inside and put on the warmest pair of socks I had with my Birks. Why do bad things happen to good people? Where was the warning?
After protecting her feed from the arctic chill, Lizzy managed to battle the cold winds to meet her gals to share battle stories.
Her friend Claire emerged from the tundra rocking her North Face gilet while Bella had to brandish her brand spankin’ jacket.
A witness at the cafe told The Times that the girls were carrying on like they were in the wilderness of Siberia. Adding,
“Sure, it was a little fresh this morning but I don’t think you need to dress like you are about to ascend to base camp. Absolute drama queens. In saying that, I was dangerously close to wearing long pants this morning so I do understand the hell that we are in for”
Stay strong Perth, about 3 weeks of actual winter is around the corner.
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