A highly anticipated reinvigoration of the area around King Neptune’s Statue in Two Rocks is expected to be completed before the Greek God’s next blood moon feeding.
As any northerner knows, Neptune’s lust for the flesh must be satiated or the entire sprawl will feel his wrath.
Accordingly, the City of Wanneroo(t) is rushing to make sure the RAAFA get the job done in time to spare the city the full might of Neptune.
A source close to the project said it would be “no good for anyone” if the park was delayed furtther. Adding,
“Neptune was promised a beautiful sprawling public space and Neptune will get a beautiful sprawling public space. It’s that simple”
We spoke to a Two Rocks local who said he was looking forward to the park and hoped that his family may be spared in exchange for their pet goat. Adding,
“It’s either our pet Billy here or my waste of space eshay brother, I think either will be a fitting tribute to the sea god”
Well said young man.
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