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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Local eshay claims credit for improved SCG turf after supplying some eetswa grass to the adlays

    A local Sydney eshay has claimed credit for the improved SCG turf today after reportedly hooking them up with an “eetswa” deal on some top…

    Belle July 6, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    REPORT: Labubu is just Teletubbies for people who @ brands on IG pretending they have an endorsement

    The Times conducted a special report into the growing fad of buying Labubu plush toys. Delving into the bowels of social media, we discovered that…

    Belle July 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Birkenstock urgently recall these things. No specific reason they’re just sorry for releasing them

    Birkenstock has urgently recalled all of their Boston shoe range after reflecting on what they unleashed on society. In a revised mission to “decuntify” the…

    Belle July 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Qantas hackers now the custodians of millions of useless flight credits

    The group thought to be behind the Qantas hack have found themselves in the unenviable position of only being able to use the data to…

    Belle July 4, 2025
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  • BREAKING NEWS Featured

    Crack team of Pilbara miners sent to UK to assure them their heatwave was nothing 

    Western Australia has responded to Europe’s heatwave by sending the best of the best of our underground miners to give the country some perspective.  Parts…

    Belle July 3, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Cockburn man ostracised from community after it was revealed he was pronouncing the hard CK behind closed doors 

Belle June 17, 2024

Cockburn man ostracised from community after it came to light he was pronouncing the hard CK behind closed doors  Cockburn is a LGA in shock…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Ageing Perth Drum & Bass Enthusiast Wonders if Shorts are OK?

Belle June 17, 2024

Ask anyone who has got their ear drums split apart in Kyle’s SS Commodore and they’ll tell you – he lives the DnB lifestyle through…

View More Ageing Perth Drum & Bass Enthusiast Wonders if Shorts are OK?
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

WA bloke who spent 12 days on a Contiki tour fancies himself a regular Christopher Columbus now

Belle June 17, 2024

Sorry if the sound of Mr Worldwide is disturbing your cosy little nap in your comfort zone, you culturally sedentary peasant.  That’s the message Brett…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

IN FOCUS: The Dan Murphy’s Experience 

Belle June 16, 2024

It’s no surprise that a cheeky bevvie is a religion in Australia and to that end, Uncle Dans is the cathedral. Alas, like all faiths,…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Textbook Graham Farmer Tunnel Action Right Here…

Belle June 16, 2024

Something truly peculiar happens to Perth drivers once they enter the Graham Farmer Tunnel. So far, our top scientists have been unable to pinpoint exactly…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Seinfeld enjoys the company of real alpha males after joining a group of Harley revvers on the Cap Strip this morning 

Belle June 16, 2024

New York comedian has finally had his wish of embracing proper masculinity granted after being invited down to Freo’s Cappuccino Strip this morning to rev…

View More Seinfeld enjoys the company of real alpha males after joining a group of Harley revvers on the Cap Strip this morning 

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  • Qantas hackers now the custodians of millions of useless flight credits
  • Crack team of Pilbara miners sent to UK to assure them their heatwave was nothing 
  • Freo Dockers have been training in a Wagin sheep paddock in preparation for the SCG turf

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