A day in the life of a Grey Nomad
6:00 am: the early bird gets the worm and I’m up to launch a final raid on the caravan park’s ablution block. I stuff my…
Peter Dutton reveals his cheap nuclear costings are based on plans he found while holidaying in Pripyat in 1986
Many doubt Peter Dutton’s claims that he can deliver nuclear power to Australia for just $331B. After all, the CSIRO released a report stating that…
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13 Important Rules To Aussie Beach Etiquette
If we’re being honest with ourselves, the quality of WA beaches does a lot of heavy lifting in terms of the liveability of this state.…
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Perth man pretty thankful they didn’t have those choppers with night vision hovering over Pinkys when he was a teen
An ageing Perth millennial has watched the sensationalist coverage of some rowdy teens in Rotto with a bittersweet mix of emotion. Mostly, however, the man…
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Hermes Endakis enlisted for next years “Junior Leavers” on Rotto
The Western Australian Police Force has confirmed they were not taking any chances at next year’s “junior leavers” on Rottnest Island and have enlisted the…
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Office toilet wondering what it did wrong in a past life
A communal bathroom facility has pondered the tough questions this morning after yet another session of inhumanity. Not one to consider itself spiritual, the bathroom…
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Department of Transport now accepting arms & legs as Rego payment
To combat the ever-increasing cost of registering your vehicle, the Department of Transport has given consumers the option of paying with their literal arms &…
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