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    Tradie Unrepentant About Right Hand Turn into Claremont Hungry Jacks

    “Couldn’t give a fark, mate”, Trevon barked as he shoved his 2nd Bacon Deluxe Burger into his face after a somewhat controversial decision to hold…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Congestion on regional roads solved after “overtaking lane ahead” signs placed every 100m

    Main Roads WA have been praised for their genius initiative to ensure grey nomads towing caravans don’t clog up regional roads anymore.  The solution? To…

    Belle May 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Bunnings crushes local footy club’s sausage sizzle after hearing they were making a profit

    Bunnings good guy reputation hangs in tatters after a damning Four Corners report aired the other night.  In the report, the hardware giant was accused…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Passengers On Road Trip Urge Driver To Slow Down On The Cheese Sausages

    “Jesus effin’ christ man, can this dude have a Yakult or something?”, a desperate plea from a passenger stuck in the back of Clint’s 4WD on…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Woolworths announces it’s slashing prices on items it has already heavily marked up!

    Woolworths has just spent big on a media PR campaign to test just how gullible the consumer population is when it comes to their supposed…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Perth shocked as luxury 4WD owner decides not to park like a C U Next Tuesday

Belle April 3, 2024

In what’s being considered a “world first” an owner of a luxury Range Rover 4WD has decided to park with competency, respect, and grace this…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Reformed bag fiend joins running club hoping “runner’s high” can fill the void in his weekend

Belle April 3, 2024

Ageing millennial and reformed bag fiend has been on a mission to replace the void that cleaning up his act has left in his weekends.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

REPORT: Yeti Rambler owner thinks he’s better than you

Belle April 2, 2024

You can imagine how much of a giga-chud Simon felt like using an inferior drink bottle for the past 30 years of his life. He…

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IN FOCUS: Surviving Work After Another Long Weekend Bender

Belle April 2, 2024

Well, once again the cruel rotisserie of life has you over the morning coals and you’ve gone and cooked the bloody chook again. You are…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Perth Couple Treasure Final Hours Of The Easter Break In A Pool Of Existential Dread

Belle April 1, 2024

Perth Couple Brit & Alex arrived home from a down south holiday just in time to catch the rain piss down after a 4.5-hour commute…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Port & Leighton Beach defy their geography and are awarded honorary SOR status

Belle April 1, 2024

Despite technically being located north of the Swan River, Leighton & Port Beach have officially been recognised as SOR beaches given their significance to the…

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