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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Reluctant ServiceWA App User Proven Right as Government Operatives Swarm Him Over Outstanding 1992 State Library Fine Minutes After Downloading

    “I was right! I was right!”, a local handcuffed man wailed while covered in a thick layer of his own human shit. But who was…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    New WA Tow Truck Regulations Require Operators to Obey the Laws of Space and Time Before Materialising at Scene

    The second tranche of WA’s tighter tow truck industry regulations have kicked in today and impose tighter conditions on rogue operators. Among the new changes…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    LeBron Signs With Willetton Tigers Following Shock Lakers Exit

    One of the greatest basketballers to ever play the game has sensationally announced he’s leaving the Lakers. Naturally, the question on everyone’s lips is where…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Bunbury-Bound Passengers Drink Australind Dry Before It Even Reaches Byford

    In predictable fashion, the Perth to Bunbury crowd has run an absolute clinic on the Australind and consumed all she had to offer in the…

    Belle June 29, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    An honest review of the Vic Park Centre car park

    What can be said about the Vic Park Centre car park that hasn’t already been said about the Stargate? It’s big, it’s inviting but once…

    Belle June 29, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Visiting Melburnian absolutely creams himself over South Perth “beach”

Belle May 1, 2025

Christian has been absolutely brought to his knees after gazing on the comparative brilliance of a man-made “beach” on the South Perth foreshore this afternoon.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

Clive Palmer to utilise 1800 Reverse calls to voters after deeming his texts not annoying enough

Belle April 29, 2025

Clive Palmer has struck a deal with Telstra to resurrect the defunct 1800 Reverse service after focus groups told the High Court’s biggest loser that…

View More Clive Palmer to utilise 1800 Reverse calls to voters after deeming his texts not annoying enough
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

The 7 Stages Of Sunday Sesh Grief

Belle April 27, 2025

Shock – any seasoned Sunday sesh pisshead will know the feeling all too well. How did midday turn into 8:45 pm so quickly?  You’d let time…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Sam Mitchell chased out of Whiteman Park for getting too close to the eagles 

Belle April 27, 2025

Authorities ran Sam Mitchell out of Whiteman Park yesterday after he was repeatedly told to stay away from the local wedgetail eagle’s and their nest.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Property with fully operational suburban ice lab hits the market for an eyewatering sum

Belle April 26, 2025

A Perth realtor has taken to social media to show off an offer that most people will be unable to refuse. If only they could…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

WA NRL team approval conditional on massive investment in police holding cells for fans 

Belle April 25, 2025

It’s the question on the NRL world’s lips – who will pay for the significant upgrades to police holding cells needed to accommodate an NRL…

View More WA NRL team approval conditional on massive investment in police holding cells for fans 

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