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    Giant red bin erected in Secret Harbour to commemorate by-election win

    Secret Harbour is waking up to the dawn of a new age. Not only did they vote to leave the EU but they have now…

    Belle August 31, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Jetstar outdoes South African plane’s dangerously close flyover stunt by getting dangerously close to not cancelling a flight

    Rugby fans were left amazed and in need of new grundies after two Airlink planes performed a dangerously close flyover of DHL Stadium in Cape…

    Belle August 31, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Secret Harbour set to leave the EU after One Nation victory

    The first order of business for British outpost Secret Harbour is to break the shackles of what they feel is a bad deal as a…

    Belle August 30, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    AFL scraps Wildcard Round effective immediately after Collingwood fail to make finals

    The AFL has announced that in hindsight it had wasted its and everyone else’s time with this wildcard malarkey after it failed to get Collingwood…

    Belle August 29, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Donald Trump hits hole-in-one on the 12th at The Cut in Dawesville

    Some say it’s nearly impossible to ace the 12th at The Cut against the howling Mandurah breeze but US President Donald Trump proved the haters…

    Belle August 28, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Private school boy quietly confident his freshly cut mullet will help him connect with the common man

Belle June 30, 2025

It has been a year since Bailey graduated from a top Perth PSA school and now freed from the strict routine of upper tier education,…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

SCG covers oval with Crocodile Miles to create a less slippery playing surface

Belle June 30, 2025

The SCG has gone to great lengths to ensure their playing surface is more stable ahead of Fremantle’s clash this weekend. To do so, they…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Ross the Boss throws full support behind WA Secession movement

Belle June 29, 2025

Ross Lyon was seen taking deep breaths while gripping a stress ball tightly. His eye twitching out of rage after another spanking on WA turf.…

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Moving down train carriage far too similar to merging for Perth to feel comfortable attempting

Belle June 29, 2025

Scientists have been studying the Perth phenomenon of blatantly ignoring requests to move down the carriage during busy periods. Multiple theories have existed on why…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Collingwood silence their critics by getting it done away from home

Belle June 28, 2025

All eyes are on the mighty Collingwood tonight after overcoming the impossible burden of playing away from the MCG. In a cruel twist of fate,…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Mining camp door slammer vows to intensify his efforts at spacious new “FIFO resort”

Belle June 28, 2025

As MinRes gives itself a giant pat on the back for using a tiny fraction of its enormous profit to give its workers a comfortable…

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