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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween

    A young family has caused a stir today after previewing their kid’s Halloween costume on social media. To the horror of traditionally older or rural…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99

    Metallica fans are preparing for a big night this weekend. However, the band has said the concert is only a secondary objective. Their real objective…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    James Blunt heard loudly claiming The Ashes on the Yanchep Line 

    James Blunt is in town for a concert tonight but wasted no time getting involved in the main recreational activity of his people.  Thus, the…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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Bell Tower Times Lifestyle

REPORT: Wearing Bunnings Trade Hoodie Makes Weekend Warrior Feel Like A Big Man 

Belle March 30, 2024

Daryl is a purebred, fair dinkum self-renovating, trailer dodging Bunnings super-nuffie and he’s got the PowerPass card to prove it.  Before any new trip to…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

8 of the best Perth day-drinking spots to spend a day off

Belle March 29, 2024

Living in Perth is all about making the most of our spectacular weather. If you don’t you may as well move to Melbourne and day…

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Unique & Other Bell Tower Times

Mr “I Forgot Booze on Good Friday”

Belle March 29, 2024 Drugs & AlcoholMajor Event

Daryl wakes up happier than a Boost Juice Employee with half a gram MD shelved up their sunshine-hole. It’s Good Friday, so Daryl plans to…

View More Mr “I Forgot Booze on Good Friday”
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

Belle March 29, 2024

Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

View More Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Frank from Balcatta offers to help Coles out with cash issues if Armaguard fall through

Belle March 28, 2024

Good ol’ Frank from Balcatta has extended an offer that Coles can’t refuse after he heard they were having issues with cash deliveries. Coles has…

View More Frank from Balcatta offers to help Coles out with cash issues if Armaguard fall through
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Fred Again sells out show at Butler Traino Within Minutes

Belle March 28, 2024

British DJ and cult hero Fred Again has notched up another impressive achievement under his belt – selling out a show at the Butler traino…

View More Fred Again sells out show at Butler Traino Within Minutes

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  • Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99
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