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    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween

    A young family has caused a stir today after previewing their kid’s Halloween costume on social media. To the horror of traditionally older or rural…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99

    Metallica fans are preparing for a big night this weekend. However, the band has said the concert is only a secondary objective. Their real objective…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    James Blunt heard loudly claiming The Ashes on the Yanchep Line 

    James Blunt is in town for a concert tonight but wasted no time getting involved in the main recreational activity of his people.  Thus, the…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Ageing Millennial who fell asleep on an outdoor chair at 9 pm thinks he has what it takes for Darude next week

Belle March 24, 2024

Will has dismissed claims that his performance last night following the Flagmantle win proves he hasn’t got what it takes to party at the Darude…

View More Ageing Millennial who fell asleep on an outdoor chair at 9 pm thinks he has what it takes for Darude next week
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IN FOCUS: The Perth Freeway Experience

Belle March 23, 2024

Perth’s Freeway isn’t free. While other States place tolls on their roads, Perth demands a much higher price from its citizens to use its Freeway…

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IN FOCUS: The Great Perth Hail Storm of 2010

Belle March 22, 2024 WA Culture

Like the wedding night of a ultra Christian couple, the pounding Perth gets from its storms is usually underwhelming and over in a flash. It’s…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

AFL apologises to Collingwood for making them play an away game at the G last night

Belle March 22, 2024 AFLFooty

The AFL has taken full responsibility for Collingwood’s loss last night claiming that two away games in 3 weeks was very distressing for the team.…

View More AFL apologises to Collingwood for making them play an away game at the G last night
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

King Charles to stay at Kelmscott Castle when he visits Western Australia

Belle March 21, 2024

King Charles is rumoured to be visiting Australia sometime this year and preparations for his WA stay have already been made.  To honour the man’s…

View More King Charles to stay at Kelmscott Castle when he visits Western Australia
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BackChat Podcast host uncovers a surreal West Coast TV report that somehow managed to get the green light

Belle March 20, 2024

They sure don’t make TV like they used. Dan from the BackChat Podcast came across this pearler of a TV segment from yesteryear. Dan has…

View More BackChat Podcast host uncovers a surreal West Coast TV report that somehow managed to get the green light

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  • Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99
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