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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    REPORT: Easter Sunday hands down the seediest day of the Easter long weekend

    A recent study by the Department of Getting On It has found Easter Sunday to be hands down the seediest day of the Easter Long…

    Belle April 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

WA Police announce anti-gang task force for Cottesloe after opening of skate park 

Belle June 13, 2024

It turns out the NIMBYs were correct! With crime bosses all over the world have been discussing plans to expand their operations to Cottesloe, Western…

View More WA Police announce anti-gang task force for Cottesloe after opening of skate park 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Tamala Park agrees to host Shein pop-up after Lakeside Joondalup scraps event 

Belle June 13, 2024

Fast fashion king Shein has been given a last minute reprieve after Lakeside Joondalup decided to scrap the pop-up event that was scheduled for next…

View More Tamala Park agrees to host Shein pop-up after Lakeside Joondalup scraps event 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Newly renovated Metros Freo donates old floors to Clag to help develop a super adhesive

Belle June 12, 2024

Metro’s Freo announced last week that it has been busy renovated the iconic Freo nightclub and will be reopening this weekend for the launch of…

View More Newly renovated Metros Freo donates old floors to Clag to help develop a super adhesive
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Area women warned to expect flooding after local Eshay rocks Temu chain over shirt 

Belle June 12, 2024

Women in and around the Rockingham area have been warned to expect monsoonal floods in their undercarriages today after a local Eshay stepped out with…

View More Area women warned to expect flooding after local Eshay rocks Temu chain over shirt 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

WA bloke torn between large fish pic and HiVis work bathroom selfie for online dating profile

Belle June 11, 2024

 A Western Australian man has found himself in an enormous pickle this afternoon after his most recent long term relationship of 2 weeks abruptly ended. …

View More WA bloke torn between large fish pic and HiVis work bathroom selfie for online dating profile
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

R.M. Williams wearer assures you peasants that the high price tag is justified given they’ll last him for life

Belle June 10, 2024

Western Suburbs allrounder William has proudly shown off his 4th pair of R.M. Williams boots at work this morning. By all reports, it was an…

View More R.M. Williams wearer assures you peasants that the high price tag is justified given they’ll last him for life

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