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    REPORT: Easter Sunday hands down the seediest day of the Easter long weekend

    A recent study by the Department of Getting On It has found Easter Sunday to be hands down the seediest day of the Easter Long…

    Belle April 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

Legends of the game: the O.G Hydey/KFC combo

Belle May 14, 2024

Anyone who spends any time in the inner city will know the pain of staring at the vacant lot on the corner of Fitzgerald &…

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IN FOCUS: What’s the deal with drivers in the Graham Farmer Tunnel?

Belle May 13, 2024 WA Culture

The Poly Pipe was designed to be a 1.6km stretch that would make motorist’s lives easier by allowing them to bypass the CBD. Naturally, Perth…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Supermarket Mud Cakes – the thinking man’s dessert

Belle May 13, 2024

Picture it – the mid arvo munchies kick in and you’re barrelling towards your kitchen like a semi-tranquilised baboon. Out of the corner of your…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Golden Triangle lady reveals $10k monthly air expenditure so she doesn’t have to breathe the same oxygen as the plebs

Belle May 13, 2024

One might think one had hit the air jackpot living on Marine Parade. One would be right for 99% of people by Cynthia is not…

View More Golden Triangle lady reveals $10k monthly air expenditure so she doesn’t have to breathe the same oxygen as the plebs
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Cheapo Son Decides to Visit the Forbidden Florist To Grab Mother’s Day Flowers

Belle May 12, 2024

Florists hate him! Because Sammy has discovered a way to get a beautiful bouquet of roses without spending a dollar. That’s right, like many cash…

View More Cheapo Son Decides to Visit the Forbidden Florist To Grab Mother’s Day Flowers
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Family shows love for mum by subjecting her to social pressure to pretend she wants to eat breakfast in bed

Belle May 12, 2024

“The thought is lovely but it’s impractical and frankly, whoever dreamed up breakfast in bed must just have a sick fantasy to share their linen…

View More Family shows love for mum by subjecting her to social pressure to pretend she wants to eat breakfast in bed

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