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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Qantas hackers now the custodians of millions of useless flight credits

    The group thought to be behind the Qantas hack have found themselves in the unenviable position of only being able to use the data to…

    Belle July 4, 2025
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  • BREAKING NEWS Featured

    Crack team of Pilbara miners sent to UK to assure them their heatwave was nothing 

    Western Australia has responded to Europe’s heatwave by sending the best of the best of our underground miners to give the country some perspective.  Parts…

    Belle July 3, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Freo Dockers have been training in a Wagin sheep paddock in preparation for the SCG turf

    The Fremantle Dockers have taken extreme measures to be ready for the disgraceful SCG turf on the weekend. Rather than training at their regular Cockburn…

    Belle July 3, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Eradication back on the cards after the Cuntbeetle was found to have jumped the queue for Rotto accommodation

    Well, well, well, the shot hole borer continues to endear itself to the WA public. This time, managing to get Rotto accommodation without a booking…

    Belle July 3, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Copper thieves urged to stop taking out street lights or Gen X won’t know when to return home

    WA Police have urged copper thieves operating primarily in Ellenbrook & Mandurah to stop immediately given Gen X only know when to return home when…

    Belle July 2, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Public toilets installed along Karrinyup Rd in anticipation of Xmas shopping gridlock

Belle December 8, 2023

Every year, thousands of shoppers scramble to do their Chrissy shopping which clogs up Karrinyup Road like the drain at a boarding school after an…

View More Public toilets installed along Karrinyup Rd in anticipation of Xmas shopping gridlock
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Featured

WA Man Charged With Treason After Questioning Supremacy Of Westralian Sunsets

Belle December 7, 2023

A Western Australian man is in custody today after bringing the state’s famous sunsets into disrepute. A decision has already been made to revoke his…

View More WA Man Charged With Treason After Questioning Supremacy Of Westralian Sunsets
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

RBA warns cost of a dexie could soon reach $10

Belle December 7, 2023

The RBA has given its most harrowing warning yet, claiming that the price of a single d-banger could easily reach $10 if spending isn’t reined…

View More RBA warns cost of a dexie could soon reach $10
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Clive attempts to buy entire nation after feeling left out of WA billionaire’s Aussie brands arms race

Belle December 7, 2023

Mining magnate and litigious pest has been left furious that he was left out of Twiggy & Gina’s Aussie brands arms race.  Recently, the battle…

View More Clive attempts to buy entire nation after feeling left out of WA billionaire’s Aussie brands arms race
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Local Dave’s fresh start in Port Hedland soured by constant speculation about his ‘ole

Belle December 7, 2023 Up North

Early in 2022, Perth Bobcat operator was tired of life in the big smoke and decided to make a sea change to sunny Port Hedland.…

View More Local Dave’s fresh start in Port Hedland soured by constant speculation about his ‘ole
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

In retaliation for Gina Rinehart’s Driza-Bone acquisition, Twiggy snaps up Aussie icon: Kuta Beach

Belle December 6, 2023

It appears neither mining magnate is slowing down in the Aussie icon arms race, with Andrew “Twiggy” Forrest purchasing the iconic Australian beach at Kuta…

View More In retaliation for Gina Rinehart’s Driza-Bone acquisition, Twiggy snaps up Aussie icon: Kuta Beach

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