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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    REPORT: Labubu is just Teletubbies for people who @ brands on IG pretending they have an endorsement

    The Times conducted a special report into the growing fad of buying Labubu plush toys. Delving into the bowels of social media, we discovered that…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Birkenstock urgently recall these things. No specific reason they’re just sorry for releasing them

    Birkenstock has urgently recalled all of their Boston shoe range after reflecting on what they unleashed on society. In a revised mission to “decuntify” the…

    Belle July 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Qantas hackers now the custodians of millions of useless flight credits

    The group thought to be behind the Qantas hack have found themselves in the unenviable position of only being able to use the data to…

    Belle July 4, 2025
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  • BREAKING NEWS Featured

    Crack team of Pilbara miners sent to UK to assure them their heatwave was nothing 

    Western Australia has responded to Europe’s heatwave by sending the best of the best of our underground miners to give the country some perspective.  Parts…

    Belle July 3, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Freo Dockers have been training in a Wagin sheep paddock in preparation for the SCG turf

    The Fremantle Dockers have taken extreme measures to be ready for the disgraceful SCG turf on the weekend. Rather than training at their regular Cockburn…

    Belle July 3, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Local Dave’s fresh start in Port Hedland soured by constant speculation about his ‘ole

Belle December 7, 2023 Up North

Early in 2022, Perth Bobcat operator was tired of life in the big smoke and decided to make a sea change to sunny Port Hedland.…

View More Local Dave’s fresh start in Port Hedland soured by constant speculation about his ‘ole
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

In retaliation for Gina Rinehart’s Driza-Bone acquisition, Twiggy snaps up Aussie icon: Kuta Beach

Belle December 6, 2023

It appears neither mining magnate is slowing down in the Aussie icon arms race, with Andrew “Twiggy” Forrest purchasing the iconic Australian beach at Kuta…

View More In retaliation for Gina Rinehart’s Driza-Bone acquisition, Twiggy snaps up Aussie icon: Kuta Beach
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Exotic dancers flock to Mitchell Freeway after reports someone actually made it rain

Belle December 6, 2023

The cost of living crisis affects us all. Especially the City’s exotic dancers who have noticed a steady decline in customers even remotely making it…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Someone made it rain on the Mitchell Freeway as $40k cash was briefly on the loose

Belle December 6, 2023

Imagine it. You’re driving home along the Mitchell Freeway with nothing to look forward to but the vast, swallowing expanse of the Perth sprawl. Then…

View More Someone made it rain on the Mitchell Freeway as $40k cash was briefly on the loose
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Man who has made no effort to socialise his dogs shocked they’re acting like maniacs at the pub

Belle December 4, 2023

A local man has been left shocked that his dogs transform into growling, barking menaces to society after being dragged along to another drinking session…

View More Man who has made no effort to socialise his dogs shocked they’re acting like maniacs at the pub
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Bloke ostracised from Perth 4WD community for storing Maxtrax in his garage until he actually needs them

Belle December 3, 2023

A Perth man had the audacity to store his Matrax recovery tracks in his garage until he goes on a trip where he might actually…

View More Bloke ostracised from Perth 4WD community for storing Maxtrax in his garage until he actually needs them

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