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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    REPORT: Easter Sunday hands down the seediest day of the Easter long weekend

    A recent study by the Department of Getting On It has found Easter Sunday to be hands down the seediest day of the Easter Long…

    Belle April 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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Perth boy who moved back from Melbs disowned after mates spot the clobber he’s trying to pull off

Belle May 2, 2024 Over East

Perth boy Liam has sent shockwaves through his social circle after he moved back from Melbs recently and fancies himself somewhat of a fancyman. Not…

View More Perth boy who moved back from Melbs disowned after mates spot the clobber he’s trying to pull off
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

School students to be taught old school discipline by bringing back “Barcode Bash”

Belle May 1, 2024

A group of ageing millennial and Gen X teachers have lobbied the Education Department to implement a radical plan to teach disruptive kids a bit of “old…

View More School students to be taught old school discipline by bringing back “Barcode Bash”
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

City of Melville Man Will Never Forgive The Dogs For Getting Rid Of Willagee Licensing Centre

Belle April 30, 2024

They say you don’t know what you have got until it’s gone. This is very true for City of Melville resident Ben who recently found…

View More City of Melville Man Will Never Forgive The Dogs For Getting Rid Of Willagee Licensing Centre
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

WA farmer absolutely stoked after hearing about the rain all the way in Perth 

Belle April 30, 2024

A WA farmer battling a record-breaking drought has apparently leapt from his tractor seat to celebrate the news that capital city Perth has received a light drenching today.  The farmer…

View More WA farmer absolutely stoked after hearing about the rain all the way in Perth 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS True-ish Crime

WA Police To Consult Community FB Admins Before Launching Helicopter Operations

Belle April 30, 2024

WA Police have come under attack by FB community page admins for failing to consult with them before launching emergency operations to track down scumbags…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Perth Motorists Urged To Reconsider Driving After Almost 0.8mm Of Rain Hits

Belle April 30, 2024

Emergency services are urging Perth motorists to reconsider their need to travel by road given the unbridled shittery already seen after some light precipitation today.…

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