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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Reluctant ServiceWA App User Proven Right as Government Operatives Swarm Him Over Outstanding 1992 State Library Fine Minutes After Downloading

    “I was right! I was right!”, a local handcuffed man wailed while covered in a thick layer of his own human shit. But who was…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    New WA Tow Truck Regulations Require Operators to Obey the Laws of Space and Time Before Materialising at Scene

    The second tranche of WA’s tighter tow truck industry regulations have kicked in today and impose tighter conditions on rogue operators. Among the new changes…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    LeBron Signs With Willetton Tigers Following Shock Lakers Exit

    One of the greatest basketballers to ever play the game has sensationally announced he’s leaving the Lakers. Naturally, the question on everyone’s lips is where…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Bunbury-Bound Passengers Drink Australind Dry Before It Even Reaches Byford

    In predictable fashion, the Perth to Bunbury crowd has run an absolute clinic on the Australind and consumed all she had to offer in the…

    Belle June 29, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    An honest review of the Vic Park Centre car park

    What can be said about the Vic Park Centre car park that hasn’t already been said about the Stargate? It’s big, it’s inviting but once…

    Belle June 29, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

First clip of The Surfer – Nic Cage’s movie filmed in WA’s own Yallingup

Belle May 19, 2024

It’s not every day you get to enjoy WA’s South West on the silver screen, especially little ol’ Yallingup. The clip doesn’t give away too…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Perth urban explorer finds the remains of the legendary Perth Entertainment Centre

Belle May 18, 2024

The Perth Entertainment Centre opened in 1974 and was truly a marvel of contemporary architecture. Seating 8003 punters, it was honoured in the Guinness Book…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Bunbury Outer Ring Road Traffic Controller Shocked To Learn He Is Directly Responsible For Entire Project

Belle May 18, 2024

A traffic controller working on the Bunbury Outer Ring Road project admitted that he was shocked to discover his job description apparently extended well beyond…

View More Bunbury Outer Ring Road Traffic Controller Shocked To Learn He Is Directly Responsible For Entire Project
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Concerns over Perth’s dryness as snorkel owners haven’t been able to dominate a puddle in over 6 months

Belle May 17, 2024

Experts have released a grim forecast that if the current trend of hot, dry summers continues then Perth’s 4WD community may not get a chance…

View More Concerns over Perth’s dryness as snorkel owners haven’t been able to dominate a puddle in over 6 months
From the Zoo Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

IN FOCUS: The complex Yin & Yang of the mid week pub sesh

Belle May 15, 2024

Every Sunday night, hundreds of thousands of Australians salvage whatever self-respect they can from the weekend’s shipwreck and promise to set sail towards the calm…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Local man admits Aerobics Oz Style was still the best alarm clock he’s ever had

Belle May 15, 2024

One might think there is limited room for innovation in the field of early morning personal alarm systems. After all, every smartphone is packed with…

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