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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Reluctant ServiceWA App User Proven Right as Government Operatives Swarm Him Over Outstanding 1992 State Library Fine Minutes After Downloading

    “I was right! I was right!”, a local handcuffed man wailed while covered in a thick layer of his own human shit. But who was…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    New WA Tow Truck Regulations Require Operators to Obey the Laws of Space and Time Before Materialising at Scene

    The second tranche of WA’s tighter tow truck industry regulations have kicked in today and impose tighter conditions on rogue operators. Among the new changes…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    LeBron Signs With Willetton Tigers Following Shock Lakers Exit

    One of the greatest basketballers to ever play the game has sensationally announced he’s leaving the Lakers. Naturally, the question on everyone’s lips is where…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Bunbury-Bound Passengers Drink Australind Dry Before It Even Reaches Byford

    In predictable fashion, the Perth to Bunbury crowd has run an absolute clinic on the Australind and consumed all she had to offer in the…

    Belle June 29, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    An honest review of the Vic Park Centre car park

    What can be said about the Vic Park Centre car park that hasn’t already been said about the Stargate? It’s big, it’s inviting but once…

    Belle June 29, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

ALP says Aussies can choose either $300 electricity credit or half a basket of groceries

Belle May 14, 2024

Cost of living relief is here! Both the Western Australian and Federal Governments have announced electricity credits for the punters – $400 from the Cook…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

Legends of the game: the O.G Hydey/KFC combo

Belle May 14, 2024

Anyone who spends any time in the inner city will know the pain of staring at the vacant lot on the corner of Fitzgerald &…

View More Legends of the game: the O.G Hydey/KFC combo
From the Zoo Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

IN FOCUS: What’s the deal with drivers in the Graham Farmer Tunnel?

Belle May 13, 2024 WA Culture

The Poly Pipe was designed to be a 1.6km stretch that would make motorist’s lives easier by allowing them to bypass the CBD. Naturally, Perth…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Supermarket Mud Cakes – the thinking man’s dessert

Belle May 13, 2024

Picture it – the mid arvo munchies kick in and you’re barrelling towards your kitchen like a semi-tranquilised baboon. Out of the corner of your…

View More IN FOCUS: Supermarket Mud Cakes – the thinking man’s dessert
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Golden Triangle lady reveals $10k monthly air expenditure so she doesn’t have to breathe the same oxygen as the plebs

Belle May 13, 2024

One might think one had hit the air jackpot living on Marine Parade. One would be right for 99% of people by Cynthia is not…

View More Golden Triangle lady reveals $10k monthly air expenditure so she doesn’t have to breathe the same oxygen as the plebs
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Cheapo Son Decides to Visit the Forbidden Florist To Grab Mother’s Day Flowers

Belle May 12, 2024

Florists hate him! Because Sammy has discovered a way to get a beautiful bouquet of roses without spending a dollar. That’s right, like many cash…

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