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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    WA mysteriously inundated with offers from Colombia after hearing about our brick shortage

    Western Australia has been blown away by the incredible number of offers coming from Colombian businessmen to help solve our brick shortage. We spoke to…

    Belle October 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Australian citizenship to be revoked for anyone calling their ute a ‘truck’

    The Australian Government has announced a strict anti-seppo law that aims to reverse the cultural rot rapidly creeping into our great Nation. Under the new…

    Belle October 4, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    FIFO bloke swears he can quit the Zooper Doopers at any time

    Andy doesn’t have a problem. Just ask him. His Zooper Dooper consumption is fully under control. These are the lies that Andy tells himself each…

    Belle October 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Anyone who thought Bindi Raye was a real person to be stripped of internet licence

    The Australian Government has announced that anyone commenting on Bindi Raye’s posts like she was a real person would be stripped of their right to…

    Belle September 30, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Freo dockers throw full support behind AFL’s proposal to shorten quarters

    In true AFL fashion, the League has been floating the idea of shortening quarters for the benefit of the athletes and more importantly so they…

    Belle September 30, 2026
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Eagles officials will “weld gates shut” to stop members slipping out before JK’s farewell

Belle August 7, 2022

The West Coast Eagles have sent their members a clear message – stay until the end or deal with the dire consequences.  While the bulk…

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The West Coast Eagles Fan 2022

Belle August 7, 2022 Footy

When times were good, Thomas bled blue & yellow like a hemophilic royal with high cholesterol. A true wait-awhile-crocodile that basked gloriously on the sunny…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Energy Generated From JK Applause Expected To Power Perth’s Grid For A Decade

Belle August 7, 2022

Perth is preparing to harness a green yet sadly nonrenewable source of energy today. Setting up powerful batteries to collect the raw energy generated every…

View More Energy Generated From JK Applause Expected To Power Perth’s Grid For A Decade
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Baysie Bridge to release a short but compelling guide to the best places to get a feed in Perf

Belle August 7, 2022

Baysie’s long-awaited culinary guide to Perf has the foodies absolutely salivating. After a long career of feeding on the finest in height-haute cuisine.  A spokesperson…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

WA country footy player manages to kick a bag despite only getting in 4 pre-game froffs

Belle August 6, 2022

A regional WA footy club held grave concerns for their star full-forward after he announced that he was too hungover to slam down his usual…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Perth man finally feeling grounded after unnecessary spoiler modification on shitbox 

Belle August 6, 2022

Dayson has been a low budget car enthusiast for most of his life but never truly felt like he fit into the car scene. His…

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