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    Harley Reid’s record breaking deal rumoured to be worth a deposit on a 4×2 in Belmont

    Young West Coast rising star Harley Reid’s team have apparently tabled an offer that is rumoured to be the biggest deal in AFL history. Some…

    Belle July 22, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Authorities remind backpackers not to attempt to drive a Mitsubishi Delica up Bluff Knoll to see the snow 

    Bluff Knoll received a dusting of snow yesterday – somewhat comparable to a math’s professor’s dandruff cascading majestically down his blazer in the warm projector…

    Belle July 21, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Perth Bali Bogan Now Fully Transitioned Into Japan Pest

    A former Perth Bali bogan has seen the light and no longer darken the holding cell floor at Denpasar Airport. He is now a scourge…

    Belle July 20, 2025
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    Leering Tradie Alleges He Was Catfished After Driver Of P-Plated Suzuki Swift Turned Out To Be Middle Aged Man

    An upset Perth tradie is considering his options after being the victim of what he claims to be a “fraudulent misrepresentation” this morning.  His problems…

    Belle July 20, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Fair Chance The Guy On Your Euro Flight Squawking For a Beer At 10am Is From Perth

    There was little doubt in people’s minds that the already drunk guy on a flight from London to Amsterdam this morning was from Western Australia…

    Belle July 20, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Eddie demands umpires undertake Victorian sensitivity training after Brownlow votes offend the VFL

Belle September 26, 2023

Eddie has chucked a wobbly after Collingwood golden boy Nick Daicos didn’t walk away with the Brownlow last night. He is now calling for drastic…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

A Night in the Life of an “eXpresso” Martini Drinker

Belle September 26, 2023

6 pm: I’m putting the finishing touches on for ladies night. I haven’t even had a drop of booze and I’m already screeching like The…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Aussie Brand Releases “Dry Heat” In Recognition of WA’s Unique Needs

Belle September 26, 2023 WA Culture

Deep Heat has been supplying Australians with pain relief cream for decades. Only now, however, have they acknowledged that Western Australians have different needs and…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Parents squirm awkwardly after kids ask them what Pinky’s was like back in their day

Belle September 25, 2023 WA Culture

A lovely day on Rottnest island turned awkward after a visit to the infamous Pinky’s Beach. It seems the parents were unable to hide their…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Why Roman men can’t stop thinking about the Westralian mining empire

Belle September 25, 2023 FIFO

It started as an innocent question on Twitter. One Italian user hailing from Rome asked her followers how often the men in their life thought…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

REPORT: you definitely shouldn’t be taking that Facebook clown’s snake wrangling advice

Belle September 24, 2023

10/10 of reptile experts agree that posting a photo of a snake in your backyard and asking the brains trust in your local FB group…

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