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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    New Subdivision Laws Allow More Couples to Enjoy Two Unfinished Slabs on Their Block Instead of One

    WA has introduced changes to subdivision laws that will allow 700m2 blocks be subdivided which is intended to incentive development of badly needed homes. The…

    Belle July 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Reluctant ServiceWA App User Proven Right as Government Operatives Swarm Him Over Outstanding 1992 State Library Fine Minutes After Downloading

    “I was right! I was right!”, a local handcuffed man wailed while covered in a thick layer of his own human shit. But who was…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    New WA Tow Truck Regulations Require Operators to Obey the Laws of Space and Time Before Materialising at Scene

    The second tranche of WA’s tighter tow truck industry regulations have kicked in today and impose tighter conditions on rogue operators. Among the new changes…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    LeBron Signs With Willetton Tigers Following Shock Lakers Exit

    One of the greatest basketballers to ever play the game has sensationally announced he’s leaving the Lakers. Naturally, the question on everyone’s lips is where…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Bunbury-Bound Passengers Drink Australind Dry Before It Even Reaches Byford

    In predictable fashion, the Perth to Bunbury crowd has run an absolute clinic on the Australind and consumed all she had to offer in the…

    Belle June 29, 2026
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Bell Tower Times Lifestyle

REPORT: Wearing Bunnings Trade Hoodie Makes Weekend Warrior Feel Like A Big Man 

Belle March 30, 2024

Daryl is a purebred, fair dinkum self-renovating, trailer dodging Bunnings super-nuffie and he’s got the PowerPass card to prove it.  Before any new trip to…

View More REPORT: Wearing Bunnings Trade Hoodie Makes Weekend Warrior Feel Like A Big Man 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

8 of the best Perth day-drinking spots to spend a day off

Belle March 29, 2024

Living in Perth is all about making the most of our spectacular weather. If you don’t you may as well move to Melbourne and day…

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Unique & Other Bell Tower Times

Mr “I Forgot Booze on Good Friday”

Belle March 29, 2024 Drugs & AlcoholMajor Event

Daryl wakes up happier than a Boost Juice Employee with half a gram MD shelved up their sunshine-hole. It’s Good Friday, so Daryl plans to…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Frank from Balcatta offers to help Coles out with cash issues if Armaguard fall through

Belle March 28, 2024

Good ol’ Frank from Balcatta has extended an offer that Coles can’t refuse after he heard they were having issues with cash deliveries. Coles has…

View More Frank from Balcatta offers to help Coles out with cash issues if Armaguard fall through
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Fred Again sells out show at Butler Traino Within Minutes

Belle March 28, 2024

British DJ and cult hero Fred Again has notched up another impressive achievement under his belt – selling out a show at the Butler traino…

View More Fred Again sells out show at Butler Traino Within Minutes
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Australia reveals plan to seize Fred Again’s passport and force him to plug every music festival sized hole in the Nation

Belle March 27, 2024

Australia has revealed a bold plan after hearing reports that yet another music festival, Splendour in the Grass has gone the way of the DoDo. …

View More Australia reveals plan to seize Fred Again’s passport and force him to plug every music festival sized hole in the Nation

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