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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Trump to fight Epstein list allegations at Perth UFC 305

    In a move that has shocked the MMA world, the UFC has announced that President Trump has been added to the UFC 305 card in…

    Belle July 16, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Reserve Bank moves to end debit and credit card surcharges unless you’re obnoxiously ordering 10 cocktails at a busy bar

    The RBA has moved to eliminate surcharges on credit & debit cards unless you are using one to make a large, obnoxious cocktail order at…

    Belle July 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Flagmantle fan slams UFC for scheduling Perth event the day after Freo 2025 Grand Final Victory

    A Flagmantle fan has slammed the UFC for scheduling the Perth Fight Night on a date when he will still be celebrating in Melbourne. We…

    Belle July 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA announces new public holiday to honour the time Clive Palmer was refused entry into the State

    The Western Australian Government has announced that WA will be getting another public holiday to celebrate the hilarity of denying Clive Palmer access to our…

    Belle July 14, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    300 Series owner whacks a couple of WACA lights on the front of his car over fears other motorists can still see

    A Toyota 300 Series owner has struck a deal with the WACA to lease some of their lights over fears he wasn’t obliterating enough retinas…

    Belle July 13, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

Dutton tells WA that a “Yes Vote” will mean the cows won’t know when to get milked

Belle September 2, 2023

Opposition leader Peter Dutton has been accused of taking advantage of the misinformation shitstorm surrounding the referendum to make some rather bold claims. Claims he…

View More Dutton tells WA that a “Yes Vote” will mean the cows won’t know when to get milked
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Apprentice chef quickly realises the only realistic part of MasterChef is the tears

Belle August 31, 2023

A young feller starting his cheffing career has quickly learned that the hit Channel 10 cooking show is as full of shit as his soul…

View More Apprentice chef quickly realises the only realistic part of MasterChef is the tears
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

REPORT: Influencer’s boyfriend getting absolutely reamed today

Belle August 31, 2023

Any sunny day can be a hectic time in the life of a spineless camera-carrying organism but especially a sunny day in winter. Today has…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

BREAKING: Notre Dame Gives Up, Agrees to Hold All Arvo Classes at the Beach

Belle August 31, 2023

Notre Dame University has agreed to hold all arvo classes at South Beach after 0 first years, only 2 second years, and a weird cohort…

View More BREAKING: Notre Dame Gives Up, Agrees to Hold All Arvo Classes at the Beach
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Perth woman enjoys annual visit from friends after deciding to move down to Freo

Belle August 31, 2023

Former Mount Lawley resident and party girl Simone knew it’d be a struggle to get anyone to trek down to visit her after moving to…

View More Perth woman enjoys annual visit from friends after deciding to move down to Freo
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

NFL Braces For Impact As Lou Hedley Promises To Bring “Big Mandurah Tradie Energy” To the League

Belle August 31, 2023

The NFL isn’t short of a few intimidating figures. From men built like a 1970s Kelvinator to the likes of Michael Vick who proved it…

View More NFL Braces For Impact As Lou Hedley Promises To Bring “Big Mandurah Tradie Energy” To the League

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