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    CEO caught with another woman at concert apologises to wife for being exposed as a Coldplay fan

    Astronomer CEO Andy Byron has made a grovelling apology to his wife after being exposed to the world as a Coldplay fan. Attending their show in…

    Belle July 18, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Perth girl who returned from 6 months in London with an accent isn’t fooling anyone

    Tanya has decided to call it quits after getting through 6 months of a 2-year working visa in London. Her decision to leave the overpopulated…

    Belle July 17, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    WA man who spent a week chundering into the Adriatic Sea on a ship full of non-Croatians claims he loved Croatia 

    A young Perth man has reported to his friends & family that he absolutely loved Croatia after a week spent cruising the islands on Sail…

    Belle July 17, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Trump to fight Epstein list allegations at Perth UFC 305

    In a move that has shocked the MMA world, the UFC has announced that President Trump has been added to the UFC 305 card in…

    Belle July 16, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Reserve Bank moves to end debit and credit card surcharges unless you’re obnoxiously ordering 10 cocktails at a busy bar

    The RBA has moved to eliminate surcharges on credit & debit cards unless you are using one to make a large, obnoxious cocktail order at…

    Belle July 15, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

BREAKING: Spain announces it will be curing all Jamon with salt from English tears

Belle August 20, 2023

Spain has celebrated its win over England by announcing that all future Jamon will be cured only from the salt harvested from English tears. Which…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Kane Cornes Accuses West Coast of Tanking After Beating the Dogs

Belle August 20, 2023 AFLFooty

Human clickbait machine and shock jock Kane Cornes has accused the West Coast Eagles of blatant tanking after they got up against the Dogs in…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Perth Dad At Breaking Point After Skip Bin Violated Again

Belle August 20, 2023

Belmont dad Brian is currently at breaking point after the second skip bin he ordered for his home renos was violated by neighbourhood opportunists. This…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

AFL suspicious of Beef Wellington the Crows Sent Them As a Peace Offering

Belle August 20, 2023

The Adelaide Crows are doing their best to put the controversy of last night behind them. So in a classy move, the South Australian powerhouse…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Broome Cup Attendee “Scrubs Up Alright” Despite Shorts Looking Like They Got Hit With A Super Soaker

Belle August 19, 2023

Harlee has not regretted a single minute of wearing brand spankin’ chinos to the Broome Cup despite the pisswreck coating them in a generous layer…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

WA concreter switches to sugar free brekkie bourbons as part of health kick 

Belle August 19, 2023

Some believe breakfast is the most important meal of the day, and WA concreter Mathyew was sick of putting all that sugary shit into his…

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