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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    AFL teams exposed to Carlton to quarantine in Bullsbrook

    Perth has truly cemented itself as the home of quarantine as the AFL has now ordered any team exposed to Carlton to undertake 3 weeks…

    Belle May 16, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    New Perth to Bunbury train named The Polar Express in honour of how much ice she’ll move

    The Australind train is looking for a new name after the Premier called out to the public for some inspiration. Having already ruled out any…

    Belle May 15, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    King Neptune Park in Two Rocks expected to be completed before he awakens to feed again

    A highly anticipated reinvigoration of the area around King Neptune’s Statue in Two Rocks is expected to be completed before the Greek God’s next blood…

    Belle May 15, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Rockingham Man Names Daughter After Ex to Save on Tattoo Removal

    Dielyr was absolutely positive he was never going to regret getting “Krystal” tattoo’d prominently on his arm. After all, she was his ride or die…

    Belle May 14, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Hantavirus cruise passengers to complete 3-week quarantine in traffic after light drizzle forecast for Perth tomorrow

    The passengers from the ill-fated hantavirus cruise will fly into Perth tomorrow at the Netherlands unceremoniously told them to “rot op” or get the fark…

    Belle May 14, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

Advice Column: Help! I Think My Son Is an Eshay

Belle January 9, 2024

Dear BTT, I’ve been noticing some changes in my son. He’s in year 10 at a good school and keeps bugging us for some silly…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Rockingham man proposes to his “partner-in-crime” with diamond ankle monitor

Belle January 9, 2024

A romantic Rocko boy has found a novel way to express his love & lifelong dedication to his literal partner-in-crime. Instead of the usual diamond…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Country menace about to risk it all at his neighbouring property’s secret marron spot

Belle January 9, 2024

Photos of Marron flooding social media as the season starts have given Rooster the motivation he needs to launch one of his infamous raids on…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

Man struggling with the cost of living recreates the magic of Bali by getting gastro & chucking a slash in a public pool

Belle January 8, 2024

Jaxxtyn has been depressed about not being able to afford his usual trip to Bali this month. So much so, he went out of his…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Formerly fit big fella struggling with transition into garden variety rotund big fella

Belle January 8, 2024

Country boy and former hulking strongman Brett used to take great pride in being addressed as “big fella”. In fact, for most of his life,…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

1st Year Law Student Annihilates Bar Staff After Refusal of Service

Belle January 8, 2024

Tom, a first year law student, has a very clear message for the inner city bar staff who, in his learned opinion, erroneously assessed his…

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