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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Authorities remind backpackers not to attempt to drive a Mitsubishi Delica up Bluff Knoll to see the snow 

    Bluff Knoll received a dusting of snow yesterday – somewhat comparable to a math’s professor’s dandruff cascading majestically down his blazer in the warm projector…

    Belle July 21, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Perth Bali Bogan Now Fully Transitioned Into Japan Pest

    A former Perth Bali bogan has seen the light and no longer darken the holding cell floor at Denpasar Airport. He is now a scourge…

    Belle July 20, 2025
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  • BREAKING NEWS Featured

    Leering Tradie Alleges He Was Catfished After Driver Of P-Plated Suzuki Swift Turned Out To Be Middle Aged Man

    An upset Perth tradie is considering his options after being the victim of what he claims to be a “fraudulent misrepresentation” this morning.  His problems…

    Belle July 20, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Fair Chance The Guy On Your Euro Flight Squawking For a Beer At 10am Is From Perth

    There was little doubt in people’s minds that the already drunk guy on a flight from London to Amsterdam this morning was from Western Australia…

    Belle July 20, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    RAM Release First Rev Powered “Endowment” Pump for Eager Customer Base

    RAM has sent a powerful message to its customer base, “YOU TALKED AND WE LISTENED”. Accordingly, RAM has released the first state-of-the-art, ram-powered peen pump…

    Belle July 20, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

AFL suspicious of Beef Wellington the Crows Sent Them As a Peace Offering

Belle August 20, 2023

The Adelaide Crows are doing their best to put the controversy of last night behind them. So in a classy move, the South Australian powerhouse…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Broome Cup Attendee “Scrubs Up Alright” Despite Shorts Looking Like They Got Hit With A Super Soaker

Belle August 19, 2023

Harlee has not regretted a single minute of wearing brand spankin’ chinos to the Broome Cup despite the pisswreck coating them in a generous layer…

View More Broome Cup Attendee “Scrubs Up Alright” Despite Shorts Looking Like They Got Hit With A Super Soaker
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

WA concreter switches to sugar free brekkie bourbons as part of health kick 

Belle August 19, 2023

Some believe breakfast is the most important meal of the day, and WA concreter Mathyew was sick of putting all that sugary shit into his…

View More WA concreter switches to sugar free brekkie bourbons as part of health kick 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

8 Tips For Surviving Work After Friday Lunch Drinks

Belle August 18, 2023 office

For many office-battlers, the promise to numb the pain at Friday lunch is the oasis in an otherwise barren desert of mundane corporate life. Many…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

West Coast Drive Safety Concerns Solved By Chucking Blinkers On Toey Tradies

Belle August 18, 2023 tradie

Residents in the City of Stirling have raised concerns over pedestrian safety along the revered West Coast Drive. In response, the Council was considering reducing…

View More West Coast Drive Safety Concerns Solved By Chucking Blinkers On Toey Tradies
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Matilda’s fan now incorporating the Spanish lisp into her speech like she was in down town Madrid

Belle August 17, 2023

Matilda’s fan Jessica has suddenly speaking with ceceo which is colloquially known as the Spanish lisp. The change happened immediately after England scored a 3rd…

View More Matilda’s fan now incorporating the Spanish lisp into her speech like she was in down town Madrid

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  • Fair Chance The Guy On Your Euro Flight Squawking For a Beer At 10am Is From Perth
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