BREAKING: WA Man Suffers Severe Allergic Reaction After Walking Into Pub Showing NRL Origin
The Liquor Licensing Authority has rushed to inform WA pubs that they are now legally required to give punters “adequate notice” of any showing of…
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5 Hot Tips For Preparing To Win Tonight’s $100M Powerball Draw
Get superstitious What’s the difference between you and the majority of lotto entrants? Those losers didn’t spend an hour and a half lining up in…
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“Dinner and a show” – punters call for return of Hungry Jacks Freo to revitalise entertainment precinct
Where else can you soak up a gut full of Metros-induced piss while watching the full spectrum of deplorable human behaviour for free? It goes…
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Eagles put on critically endangered list to prevent further massacres
The Australian Government has sensationally leaped into action to protect Western Australian eagles after witnessing a wholesale massacre of the big birds last night in…
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Study Finds Perth Residents “Baffled” By Existence of a Suburb at Least Twice per Day
A study has recently concluded that the average Perth resident is genuinely perplexed by the existence suburb they’ve never heard of before roughly twice per…
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Basil Zempilas Proposes Own Version Of Bazball To Ensure Victory In The Ashes
When one watched the first session of the Ashes last night something was very clear. England’s Bazball is a scourge and must be cleansed by…
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