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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    Update on new Westralia public holidays

    Sadly, the Government didn’t go with Clive Denied Day or The Great Hail Storm of 2010 day but on the assumption the amendments pass this…

    Belle September 14, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    TransPerth roars into the modern age after announcing commuters can tap on with Timezone Powercards

    TransPerth has proudly announced it is roaring into the mid 2010s today by announcing that commuters will be able to pay for their fare with…

    Belle September 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Touching moment as AI software that worker has been training to take his job asks if he’s OK

    A local office drone has been left with an overwhelming sense that everything is going to be OK in the world after the AI software…

    Belle September 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    HR manager responsible for 75% of employee stress suddenly wondering if they’re OK

    HR manager Liz has taken a 20-minute break from her reign of terror over the staff at a Perth consultancy firm to herd everyone into…

    Belle September 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Local Kiwi reckons everything is choicer about NZ than Australia except evidently, living there

    A New Zealand expat has just finished another pub session loudly proclaiming the supremacy of New Zealand over his adopted country of residence. From the…

    Belle September 10, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

WA Police Update Firearm Map With Entry Instructions To Secret Bunkers, For Public Safety

Belle February 14, 2023

The Western Australian Police Department has updated its controversial map of registered weapon owners with detailed instructions on where and how to access secret weapon…

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Health & Medicine

Mr Anti 5G Network

Belle February 14, 2023

Daryl is a living case study of the ill-effects of prolonged exposure to buck bongs,  Zeitgeist documentaries and memes shared by the biggest turd in…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Post Malone Denied Entry To Rocko Construction Site For Having Too Few Face Tattoos

Belle February 13, 2023

Post Malone has taken to social media to voice his confusion over being denied entry to a Rockingham construction site on Monday as he sought…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING: Perth Sports Bar Worker Finally At Peace Now 

Belle February 13, 2023

It has been a rough weekend for a Perth sports bar worker who had back-to-back early morning shifts to satisfy the relentless thirst generated by…

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Bell Tower Times Local

Belmont Man Makes a Pig of Himself at Acquaintance’s Wedding

Belle February 13, 2023

Trisha  and Johnny  tied the knot at a pleasant little ceremony over the weekend. By most reports the night was a roaring success, soured only…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

BREAKING: Funny Smelling Cloud Still Lingering Over Perth Stadium This Morning

Belle February 13, 2023

A “funny” smelling cloud formed over Perth Stadium during the Red Hot Chilli Peppers & Post Malone concert which BOM has confirmed could be spotted…

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