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    Giant red bin erected in Secret Harbour to commemorate by-election win

    Secret Harbour is waking up to the dawn of a new age. Not only did they vote to leave the EU but they have now…

    Belle August 31, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Jetstar outdoes South African plane’s dangerously close flyover stunt by getting dangerously close to not cancelling a flight

    Rugby fans were left amazed and in need of new grundies after two Airlink planes performed a dangerously close flyover of DHL Stadium in Cape…

    Belle August 31, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Secret Harbour set to leave the EU after One Nation victory

    The first order of business for British outpost Secret Harbour is to break the shackles of what they feel is a bad deal as a…

    Belle August 30, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    AFL scraps Wildcard Round effective immediately after Collingwood fail to make finals

    The AFL has announced that in hindsight it had wasted its and everyone else’s time with this wildcard malarkey after it failed to get Collingwood…

    Belle August 29, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Donald Trump hits hole-in-one on the 12th at The Cut in Dawesville

    Some say it’s nearly impossible to ace the 12th at The Cut against the howling Mandurah breeze but US President Donald Trump proved the haters…

    Belle August 28, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Armadale line commuter farewells family as he prepares for new life on replacement buses

Belle October 10, 2023

With just over a month until the Armadale line shuts for “18 months”, Kelmscott man Todd has made the difficult decision to farewell his family…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

5 ways to out-cougar your competition like a queen

Belle October 9, 2023

Carrying around a yoga mat is for basic cougars – Any cougar worth their Lululemon high rises knows that fitness equipment is a powerful accessory whether…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Gen Z Cancel Cottesloe Beach After Accusing it of Having Main Character Energy 

Belle October 9, 2023

Cottesloe Beach has been served a harsh dose of reality after a viral TikToker accused the famous beach of having an inoperable case of main…

View More Gen Z Cancel Cottesloe Beach After Accusing it of Having Main Character Energy 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Mid-30s bloke keeps Pendulum wristband on to let younger staff know he’s still got it

Belle October 9, 2023 WA Culture

Local mid-30s bloke and former party animal Sam has made sure his green wristband from the Pendulum gig yesterday remained on his wrist as he…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Local bobtail wants to know if your eyes are fucken painted on mate

Belle October 8, 2023

At 8:30 am this morning, a local bobtail had just finished a healthy session of terrorising a cowardly old lady in her garden. Feeling satisfied…

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The Perth Surfer

Belle October 7, 2023 Hobbysports

The only escape Xavier has from his loving family and affluent Northern Beach upbringing is the ocean, bro. Only real G’s who grew up on…

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