WA Voted Best Wet Weather Drivers In the Country
Western Australian motorists have been rightfully recognised as the best drivers in wet conditions in a recent survey conducted by Australia’s leading insurance companies. Companies…
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7 Sources Clive Is Taking Advice From In His $300 Billion Battle Against Australia
A pack of emus in the Wheatbelt – like any battle, a legal one is all about strategy. So it’s only natural Clive has sought the…
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Top 10 Signs it’s Raining in Perf
1. Witnessing more drenched Monster caps and Jet Pilot attire than at a buck’s party with a squirting show. As everyone knows an umbrella is…
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Gatorade Finally Takes Prime Seriously After Seeing What The Bottles Are Used For
Gatorade has mostly discarded Prime hydration as a stupid fad that will eventually fade into obscurity. That’s until photo after photo emerged of the drink’s…
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Kid caught with Prime assures school he was only trying to vape it, not drink the stuff
A Perth school child has avoided disciplinary action today after being caught with a bottle of the banned “hydration” drink Prime. The school has banned…
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Retailer caught selling resealed Prime bottles containing human piss, fans noticed no difference
An unscrupulous WA retailer has been caught selling resealed Prime bottles containing a generous lashing of his own steaming hot piss. He got the idea…
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