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    Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home

    In one of Pope Leo XIV first acts as the new Pope, the holy man will be visiting Kelmscott to bless a location that he…

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    Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 

    Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost aka Pope Leo XIV has shocked the world by using his first chance to speak to his followers to plead for…

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    Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope

    The Catholic Church is demanding answers after its cardinals were bombarded with thousands of unsolicited texts calling for the election of Clive Palmer as pope.…

    Belle May 7, 2025
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    IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute

    Say what you want about Holden but they knew exactly how to build the kind of beast that your average high-income WA FIFO worker would…

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    Fremantle Dockers appoint Peter Dutton coach for his ability to shut down the opposition

    The Fremantle Dockers have made a shock decision this evening to appoint ousted opposition leader Peter Dutton head coach of the footy club. The board…

    Belle May 4, 2025
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POSTCODES: BROOME 6725

Belle October 27, 2022

If you like it hot, Northern and jam-packed full of retirees, bogans, and backpackers then look no further. Find out why people are saying, “it’s…

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Perth Stadium nudges out Marcus Stoinis for man of the match accolade 

Belle October 26, 2022

One could be fooled into thinking Stoinis’ heroic knock would earn him the man of the match in the T20 world cup match between Australia…

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WA dad reveals this years X-Mas present will be an hour of air-conditioning in face of rising electricity prices

Belle October 26, 2022

Rodney delivered the first stage of his family’s budget cuts this morning by smashing the second air-con remote against a wall in a cost-of-living-induced rage. …

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WA tradie on notice after failing to hit his “fuckens per sentence” KPI

Belle October 25, 2022

A difficult conversation went down today between a WA sparky and his employer after several senior tradesmen on site observed the young man failing to…

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Regional WA netball team tells Gina – we’ll rebrand as the “Western Coal Miners” for a taste of that $15M

Belle October 23, 2022

A less discerning WA regional club has sent an open letter to Hancock Prospecting advising that they’ll rename themselves the “Ginas”, the “Western Coal Miners”…

View More Regional WA netball team tells Gina – we’ll rebrand as the “Western Coal Miners” for a taste of that $15M
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Retail worker starts smashing Xmas carols in the hope she’ll be completely numb by December

Belle October 23, 2022

Every year, Perth retail worker Karissa is driven close to madness by the non-stop Xmas carols playing in the shopping centre she works at. It’s…

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