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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    TransPerth roars into the modern age after announcing commuters can tap on with Timezone Powercards

    TransPerth has proudly announced it is roaring into the mid 2010s today by announcing that commuters will be able to pay for their fare with…

    Belle September 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Touching moment as AI software that worker has been training to take his job asks if he’s OK

    A local office drone has been left with an overwhelming sense that everything is going to be OK in the world after the AI software…

    Belle September 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    HR manager responsible for 75% of employee stress suddenly wondering if they’re OK

    HR manager Liz has taken a 20-minute break from her reign of terror over the staff at a Perth consultancy firm to herd everyone into…

    Belle September 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Local Kiwi reckons everything is choicer about NZ than Australia except evidently, living there

    A New Zealand expat has just finished another pub session loudly proclaiming the supremacy of New Zealand over his adopted country of residence. From the…

    Belle September 10, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Local old mate vows to chain himself to a barstool if one more historic pub announces its closing

    An old mate residing in the Fremantle area has handled the news that two of his favourite hangouts are closing by the end of the…

    Belle September 10, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Local

Eastern State Relative Under Heavy Fire After Bringing Up Daylight Saving During WA Visit

Belle December 22, 2022

Smellburn man, Anthony, didn’t understand what he was unleashing after bringing up Daylight Saving when he caught up with his wife’s Western Australian family this…

View More Eastern State Relative Under Heavy Fire After Bringing Up Daylight Saving During WA Visit
BREAKING NEWS

Man Lapping Up Credit For “Working” Over Xmas Settling In To Do Absolutely Nothing For 2 Weeks

Belle December 22, 2022

Senior management at a mid-sized business has commended a young worker’s gumption after he selflessly agreed to not take any additional time off over Xmas…

View More Man Lapping Up Credit For “Working” Over Xmas Settling In To Do Absolutely Nothing For 2 Weeks
BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

Family Warned Not To Bring Up Idiot Cousin’s Crypto Portfolio Ahead Of Xmas

Belle December 20, 2022

A Perth matriarch has fought back the tears of shame to warn her extended family to not bring up their dropkick cousin’s crypto portfolio this…

View More Family Warned Not To Bring Up Idiot Cousin’s Crypto Portfolio Ahead Of Xmas
Featured Lifestyle

Sub-Letter’s Ad Specifies “FIFO” As “Your Mere Presence Would fkn Sicken Me” Seemed Too Rude

Belle December 20, 2022

A sub-letter looking to fill a spare room in her house has restricted the applicants to FIFO workers because deep down, the idea of someone…

View More Sub-Letter’s Ad Specifies “FIFO” As “Your Mere Presence Would fkn Sicken Me” Seemed Too Rude
Local

Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

Belle December 19, 2022 BoganUp North

Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

View More Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers
Local

South Freo Man Caught With 300 Bags Of Costco Spinach At WA Border

Belle December 18, 2022

News of a “weed” in bags of NSW spinach causing “hallucinations” has rocked the east coast of Australia. As reports flow in of people experiencing…

View More South Freo Man Caught With 300 Bags Of Costco Spinach At WA Border

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