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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    French schools to teach kids about “Down South” to prepare them for their future

    France has accepted that the life trajectory of many of their citizens is to finish school, backpack their way to WA and then endure the…

    Belle May 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth Man Suddenly An Expert On 10 Cuisines After Moving To East Vic Park A Week Ago

    John’s friends & family are shocked to see him change from a guy who won’t go to a restaurant if there isn’t a parmi on…

    Belle May 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Willetton skatepark to be converted into an octagon after Jack Della Maddalena puts Willo on the map

    Move over skating, Willetton is synonymous with a new extreme sport now: MMA thanks to local legend Jack Della Maddalena. Kids from all over the…

    Belle May 14, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Gen Z backpacker denied FIFO job for having insufficient TikTok experience

    An Irish backpacker has had her dreams shattered after a big mining company deemed her TikTok skills insufficient to carry out the entry level job…

    Belle May 14, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Tradie Unrepentant About Right Hand Turn into Claremont Hungry Jacks

    “Couldn’t give a fark, mate”, Trevon barked as he shoved his 2nd Bacon Deluxe Burger into his face after a somewhat controversial decision to hold…

    Belle May 13, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Halloween decoration outrage to momentarily replace early X-Mas decoration outrage in WA

Belle October 9, 2022

Community FB admins are enjoying a welcome relief from their outrage campaigns about X-Mas shit being available in mid-October. With the anti-Halloween sentiment in full…

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Belmont Man Wins the Bogan Suit Wearing Trifecta – Wedding, Races, Magistrates

Belle October 9, 2022 Bogan

It has been a big week for local Brickie, Thommo, who won an impressive trifecta after wearing the same suit to 3 big occasions in…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: A Guide to Oktoberfest

Belle October 8, 2022

Guten tag! Anyone who has been to Oktoberfest in Munich knows how embarrassing Australians are at this event. This is mostly due to the damning…

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Australian Thong Etiquette 101

Belle October 8, 2022

1. One can only retire a thong after suffering a critical blowout and not merely when it has morphed into a greasy extension of your…

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Thrice divorced dad says fark it, proposes to his AU station wagon

Belle October 6, 2022

An unlucky in love dad of two has conceded that “the one” has been under his nose this whole time. His ever reliable Ford AU…

View More Thrice divorced dad says fark it, proposes to his AU station wagon
BREAKING NEWS Featured

Man with E Plate & mandatory ignition interlock device doesn’t reckon anyone with an R Plate should be on the road 

Belle October 5, 2022

News of an R Plate for drivers returning to the road after an absence due to road trauma has caused a bit of a stir…

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  • Gen Z backpacker denied FIFO job for having insufficient TikTok experience
  • Tradie Unrepentant About Right Hand Turn into Claremont Hungry Jacks
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