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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    TransPerth roars into the modern age after announcing commuters can tap on with Timezone Powercards

    TransPerth has proudly announced it is roaring into the mid 2010s today by announcing that commuters will be able to pay for their fare with…

    Belle September 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Touching moment as AI software that worker has been training to take his job asks if he’s OK

    A local office drone has been left with an overwhelming sense that everything is going to be OK in the world after the AI software…

    Belle September 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    HR manager responsible for 75% of employee stress suddenly wondering if they’re OK

    HR manager Liz has taken a 20-minute break from her reign of terror over the staff at a Perth consultancy firm to herd everyone into…

    Belle September 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Local Kiwi reckons everything is choicer about NZ than Australia except evidently, living there

    A New Zealand expat has just finished another pub session loudly proclaiming the supremacy of New Zealand over his adopted country of residence. From the…

    Belle September 10, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Local old mate vows to chain himself to a barstool if one more historic pub announces its closing

    An old mate residing in the Fremantle area has handled the news that two of his favourite hangouts are closing by the end of the…

    Belle September 10, 2025
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The Louvre Scraps Mandurah Exhibit As City Loses Title Of World’s Cultural Epicentre

Belle December 17, 2022

WA has awoken to the shocking news that one of Dambo’s Giants in Coodanup was torched overnight. Not only is it a blow to society,…

View More The Louvre Scraps Mandurah Exhibit As City Loses Title Of World’s Cultural Epicentre
BREAKING NEWS Local

Ellenbrook Kid Laughed Off Santa’s Lap After Asking For a Completed Trainline For X-Mas

Belle December 16, 2022

Young Ellenbrook child Towbee made an absolute fool of his little self after climbing on Santa’s knee and telling him what he wanted for X-Mas,…

View More Ellenbrook Kid Laughed Off Santa’s Lap After Asking For a Completed Trainline For X-Mas
BREAKING NEWS

Perth Man Already 2 ½ X-Mas Hams Down Ready To Admit He May Have A Problem

Belle December 15, 2022

Perth man Ted has been balls deep in a X-Mas ham frenzy for the better part of 2 weeks and his loved ones are beginning…

View More Perth Man Already 2 ½ X-Mas Hams Down Ready To Admit He May Have A Problem
Featured Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Mrs Perth X-Mas Shopping

Belle December 15, 2022

Trish has turned more people into online shoppers than the Rona. Why? Because sharing a multi-retail facility with her is about as pleasant as being…

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Party & Entertainment

Ms Work X-Mas Party

Belle December 14, 2022 Party

In an act of ill-advised booze-haggery, Jodee necks two bottles of Yellowglen Pink while getting ready for her work Christmas party. She squeezed into a…

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Featured From the Zoo

5 Secret Santa Participants That’ll Ruin the Magic This Year

Belle December 14, 2022

The Neglectful Shitbag – Everyone knows this guy. They couldn’t organise a skinny dip in the genetic pool at a Collie Family X-mas bash. In…

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