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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth Convention Centre to be replaced by a Stratco flatpack shed as part of revised redevelopment plan 

    The WA Government has decided to call off the $1.6B redevelopment of the Perth Convention Centre and replace it with a more thrifty option.  As…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Tourist blames other tourists for making spot too touristy

    A deluded tourist who believes he is god’s gift to the world has viciously lashed out at other tourists for doing the same touristy thing…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

    Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Featured Lifestyle

Perth Man Cultivates Instagram Feed That He’s No Longer Comfortable Looking At In Public

Belle January 28, 2023

“I lost control, man”, Shane admits as he tries to obscure the screen of his iPhone as he flicks through the fruits of his toey…

View More Perth Man Cultivates Instagram Feed That He’s No Longer Comfortable Looking At In Public
BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Mates Enjoy Relaxing Day Of Aggressively Ranting About The Order Of Hottest 100 Tracks

Belle January 28, 2023

There is nothing like spending quality time with mates. Especially over a few cold ones, a sizzling BBQ, and accusations that anyone who doesn’t hold…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The TAB Tradie

Belle January 28, 2023

There’s nothing more this Blue Steel-clad betting baboon likes more than a few strong pints and completely doing his nana at the screens in his…

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BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

FIFO Bloke Exposed To Radioactive Cap Claims He Could Now Work a 96-Hour Shift In Chernobyl

Belle January 28, 2023

The Pilbara is enjoying its very own superhero origin story as a FIFO worker claims to have been exposed to the missing radioactive capsule and…

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BREAKING NEWS Local

Surge In fake IDs As NOR Eshays Struggle To Live Without HJ’s Penny Pincher Menu

Belle January 28, 2023

The Whoppers are out of reach for eshays choosing to call Whitfords their turf after the store was forced to ban teens in an effort…

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BREAKING NEWS Sports

REPORT: Perth Weather Taking The Scorchers, Heat, Furnace Theme Pretty Seriously

Belle January 28, 2023

The great Perth weather gods have got WA BBL fever as they command the big burning ball in the sky to give spectators a real…

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  • Perth Convention Centre to be replaced by a Stratco flatpack shed as part of revised redevelopment plan 
  • Tourist blames other tourists for making spot too touristy
  • Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers
  • Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre
  • Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up
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