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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth Convention Centre to be replaced by a Stratco flatpack shed as part of revised redevelopment plan 

    The WA Government has decided to call off the $1.6B redevelopment of the Perth Convention Centre and replace it with a more thrifty option.  As…

    Belle November 6, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Tourist blames other tourists for making spot too touristy

    A deluded tourist who believes he is god’s gift to the world has viciously lashed out at other tourists for doing the same touristy thing…

    Belle November 6, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

    Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Sports

AO Official Sponsor Presses Fresh Batch To Help Players Push Through 4 am Matches 

Belle January 20, 2023

The Aussie Open’s official sponsor Rolex has minted a fresh batch of pingaz after players have complained about the late scheduling of matches.  Rescheduling is…

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BREAKING NEWS Business

Qantas Offering “Jump In With The Baggage” Ticket For Passengers Who Actually Want To End Up Somewhere Different 

Belle January 20, 2023

While Qantas has proven they are a sub-par transporter of people, they continue to excel in sending baggage to exotic and unknown corners of the…

View More Qantas Offering “Jump In With The Baggage” Ticket For Passengers Who Actually Want To End Up Somewhere Different 
BREAKING NEWS Business Politics

Jacinda Ardern Spotted At Perth Airport Asking If There’s Any Scaffie Work Going On The Moines

Belle January 19, 2023

New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern has shocked the political world by announcing her resignation from the top job today. In an emotional statement, she…

View More Jacinda Ardern Spotted At Perth Airport Asking If There’s Any Scaffie Work Going On The Moines
BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

WAAPA Student Starts Repping The 6110 Hard Ahead Of Gosnells Hollywood Bonanza

Belle January 18, 2023

An aspiring WAAPA student has dropped her usual cloak of shame around her birth suburb and has embraced the 6110 after learning that a Hollywood…

View More WAAPA Student Starts Repping The 6110 Hard Ahead Of Gosnells Hollywood Bonanza
BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Hollywood A-Lister Chris Hemsworth Spotted Checking Out Properties In Gosnells

Belle January 18, 2023

Reports that Hollywood star, Chris Hemsworth, has been scoping for properties in tinsel town’s new home away from home have sent shockwaves through Perth today. No…

View More Hollywood A-Lister Chris Hemsworth Spotted Checking Out Properties In Gosnells
BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Gosnells Bans Red Shoes Ahead Of Hollywood Film Being Shot There Monday 

Belle January 18, 2023

Cameras start rolling for the upcoming Indie pic “He Ain’t Heavy” in Gosnells on Monday. Therefore the City aka “Gossywood” has taken precedented action to…

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  • Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers
  • Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre
  • Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up
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