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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth Convention Centre to be replaced by a Stratco flatpack shed as part of revised redevelopment plan 

    The WA Government has decided to call off the $1.6B redevelopment of the Perth Convention Centre and replace it with a more thrifty option.  As…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Tourist blames other tourists for making spot too touristy

    A deluded tourist who believes he is god’s gift to the world has viciously lashed out at other tourists for doing the same touristy thing…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

    Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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Featured From the Zoo

9 Worst Types Of Commenters Online

Belle January 17, 2023

Terry Toughcunt – Terry is the toughest kent behind a keyboard and pops up on articles regarding violent crime. That home invading crackhead better not…

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Featured From the Zoo

6 Hot Activities To Get The Full Perf Experience This Week

Belle January 17, 2023

Stray trolley wrangling – yeehaw, pardner. Time to put those Jackaroo boots you enjoy wearing so much to good use and head to your local suburban…

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BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

BREAKING: Hot Chip Shortage Hits Nation’s Aquatic Centre Fitness Delusionals The Hardest

Belle January 16, 2023

Casual swimmers all across the country have lost motivation to pursue their favourite fitness hobby as the hot chip shortage worsens.  See, aquatic centres aren’t…

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Featured From the Zoo

Top 5 Hottest Sunday Sessions In Perf Right Now 

Belle January 15, 2023

A Sunday session is as much a destination as it is a state of mind. Sure, conventional wisdom dictates that the sesh is conducted in…

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From the Zoo Featured

IN FOCUS: Range Rover Drivers

Belle January 14, 2023

The most important thing to remember when you encounter a Range Rover in the wild is to get out of the way. Unless your kid…

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BREAKING NEWS Business Featured

Notre Dame University gives up, offers courses in TikTok influencing

Belle January 14, 2023 uni

In a move that probably won’t shock society as much as it should, Notre Dame University has decided to throw in the tertiary-education-towel and just…

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  • Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre
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