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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    TransPerth roars into the modern age after announcing commuters can tap on with Timezone Powercards

    TransPerth has proudly announced it is roaring into the mid 2010s today by announcing that commuters will be able to pay for their fare with…

    Belle September 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Touching moment as AI software that worker has been training to take his job asks if he’s OK

    A local office drone has been left with an overwhelming sense that everything is going to be OK in the world after the AI software…

    Belle September 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    HR manager responsible for 75% of employee stress suddenly wondering if they’re OK

    HR manager Liz has taken a 20-minute break from her reign of terror over the staff at a Perth consultancy firm to herd everyone into…

    Belle September 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Local Kiwi reckons everything is choicer about NZ than Australia except evidently, living there

    A New Zealand expat has just finished another pub session loudly proclaiming the supremacy of New Zealand over his adopted country of residence. From the…

    Belle September 10, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Local old mate vows to chain himself to a barstool if one more historic pub announces its closing

    An old mate residing in the Fremantle area has handled the news that two of his favourite hangouts are closing by the end of the…

    Belle September 10, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Politics

BREAKING: The USA has denied any involvement in last night’s drone strike on the Swan River

Belle November 21, 2022

Top US Brass has issued a statement today denying any involvement after hundreds of Perth residents witnessed a drone strike on the Swan River last…

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BREAKING NEWS Sports

WA World Cup fan officially farewells normal sleep pattern, prepares to become a creature

Belle November 21, 2022

Dom has conceded that the next 28 days will be an emotional rollercoaster for himself and everyone around him due in no small part to…

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BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

“The whites are running!” – Perth crayfisherman mistakes Diner en Blanc for start of season

Belle November 20, 2022

A lightly toasted and generously sauced WA crayfisherman was celebrating a friend’s birthday in a Northbridge apartment yesterday. After taking to the balcony to have…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr Diner en Blanc

Belle November 20, 2022

While Anthony thought he was dressed like P Diddy at a #whitelivesmatter function, in reality, he paid $200 in rental costs to look like a…

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BREAKING NEWS Sports

Qatar World Cup beer ban shocks fans as they wonder how Budweiser managed to meet a recognised definition of beer

Belle November 19, 2022

Qatar’s decision to ban the sale of froffs at World Cup games has caused mass confusion in the soccer world with many questioning how Budweiser…

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BREAKING NEWS

Winter returns for the most unwanted comeback tour of 2022

Belle November 18, 2022

Storming into Perth for an impromptu yet totally unwanted comeback tour, winter has returned for an encore that no one asked for. Stunning audiences with…

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