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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth Convention Centre to be replaced by a Stratco flatpack shed as part of revised redevelopment plan 

    The WA Government has decided to call off the $1.6B redevelopment of the Perth Convention Centre and replace it with a more thrifty option.  As…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Tourist blames other tourists for making spot too touristy

    A deluded tourist who believes he is god’s gift to the world has viciously lashed out at other tourists for doing the same touristy thing…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

    Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS True-ish Crime

Hoon Regrets Attitude Somewhat After Cop Slaps A Canary On Crooked

Belle January 2, 2023

A Perth hoon has lamented his aggressive bravado after being pulled over this morning after the cops decided to give his car a thorough inspection.…

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Featured From the Zoo

Top 4 Signs Mario Kart 64 Has Got The Better Of You

Belle January 1, 2023

Emotions are running too high – Get ready to powerslide through the full spectrum of emotions on the instability rainbow. See, Mario Kart was designed…

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BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

“Perth is not a big country town!” Says Man Doing His Best To Look Like A Jackaroo Everyday

Belle January 1, 2023

A man who works on the Terrace as a corporate miner has refuted allegations from his Melbourne friends that Perth is just a “big country…

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BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Emergency Rations Of Antihistamines En Route To Perth Cup To Combat All The Sniffing Going On

Belle January 1, 2023

Authorities have been left baffled by the “severe sniff fest” going on at Perth Cup and fear that there may be an outbreak of some…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting Featured

Ms “New Year, New Me”

Belle January 1, 2023 HealthNew AgeParty

Natharsha’s 2023 is off to a flying start. She has already lost 5kg from her pinga-fest and even woke up with her arms wrapped around…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Girls Who Order “Expresso” Martinis

Belle December 31, 2022

It’s ladies night, and like Amazonian dick fish, the group of 10s follow the stream of happy hour piss until they invasively enter the bar…

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  • Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers
  • Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre
  • Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up
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