Millennial Born Too Late To Smoke, Too Soon To Vape, Fears He’ll Never Fit In
A man born on the cusp of Gen Y and Gen Z has been struggling with his beer-garden identity of late. Admitting that he missed…
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Logan Paul Confident His Choreographed WWE Moves Will Help Him Survive Midvale This Weekend
General societal stain and documenter of corpses, Logan Paul, has boldly chosen Midvale Woolies to be the site of his meet & greet to promote…
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Netball Australia Dresses Up As Hancock Employee To Try And Nab Some Of Gina’s Bday BonusesÂ
Netball Australia has devised an ingenious plan to claw back some of Gina’s withdrawn funding without having to display her logo on their official uniforms…
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Twiggy outdoes Gina’s $100k gifts by giving 10 employees a ‘15 79 series Landcruiser
Never one to be outshone in the realm of generosity, the Twigman has responded to the news of Gina Rinehart gifting 10 employees 100 thousand…
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Royal Commission To Be Held To Understand How Anyone Could Treat An AU Wagon So Poorly
WA has announced that it has spoken to the Prime Minster and Governor General and a Royal Commission will be held to determine just what…
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Self-Serve Checkout Rorter Claims He’s Just Doing His Bit To Fight Inflation, RBA Approves
A man busted trying to put through expensive deli meats in mushroom bags today has exclaimed his innocence. Saying he only sought to rip off…
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