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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Tourist blames other tourists for making spot too touristy

    A deluded tourist who believes he is god’s gift to the world has viciously lashed out at other tourists for doing the same touristy thing…

    Belle November 6, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

    Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times Business Entertainment

    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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The BTT’s Year In Review PART 2

Belle December 30, 2022

WA farewells an icon (July) – WA’s favourite pachyderm finally called stumps on a fantastic innings. Tricia lived to 65 years of age and never…

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Featured From the Zoo

6 New Year’s Resolutions For Western Australians 

Belle December 29, 2022

Learn how to reverse park seeing as you insist on doing so – we get it. Your fourby has special needs and you’ve become a…

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The Bell Tower Times Year In Review (PART 1)

Belle December 29, 2022

Esperance takes a shot at the king (January) – It seems ol sunny Esperance was sick of Cottesloe being WA’s most iconic beach so they…

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Bartender Desperately Needs To Go To Happy Place After 1000th Lemon, Lime & Bitters Order For The Festive Season 

Belle December 28, 2022

It’s no secret that the silly season brings with it great hordes of non-pub people. What drink do non-pub types love more than anything else?…

View More Bartender Desperately Needs To Go To Happy Place After 1000th Lemon, Lime & Bitters Order For The Festive Season 
BREAKING NEWS Local

Suburban Street Descends Into Anarchy As Confusion Over Bin Day Takes Hold

Belle December 28, 2022

A quiet suburban street in Perth’s south has been gripped by the grimey claw of bin-day fever. A coupla public holidays in a row have…

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Top 4 Signs You’re Lost In The Void Of The “Gooch Period” – Xmas to New Years

Belle December 28, 2022

Each year, time & space ceases to exist as we know it as life enters a confusing void between X-Mas and the New Year. By…

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  • Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre
  • Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up
  • Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning
  • Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

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