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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Bunnings crushes local footy club’s sausage sizzle after hearing they were making a profit

    Bunnings good guy reputation hangs in tatters after a damning Four Corners report aired the other night.  In the report, the hardware giant was accused…

    Belle May 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Passengers On Road Trip Urge Driver To Slow Down On The Cheese Sausages

    “Jesus effin’ christ man, can this dude have a Yakult or something?”, a desperate plea from a passenger stuck in the back of Clint’s 4WD on…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Woolworths announces it’s slashing prices on items it has already heavily marked up!

    Woolworths has just spent big on a media PR campaign to test just how gullible the consumer population is when it comes to their supposed…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    WA man trades in future prospects in dating pool for an obnoxious yank tank

    A WA man has made a conscious decision to remove himself from the WA dating pool by purchasing an oversized yank tank that describes itself…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day

    “See, she does love me!” Celeste loudly exclaimed from her bed this morning after her cat dropped a succulent meal of freshly slaughtered bird on…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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Mr Burning Man Festival

Belle September 1, 2022 New AgePartyWorld

When the septic tank of self-delusion overflows everyone cops a whiff; and at this time of year those filling the world with the most shit…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr YehhNahhhh

Belle September 1, 2022 Bogantradie

It’s Friday morning, so Damo rolls out of bed, checks an empty Emu can for leftovers and pontificates with his de facto, a woman that…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Only mystery true-crime addict can’t solve is why the cops haven’t sought her expertise

Belle August 31, 2022

You don’t spend a quarter of your adult life listening to podcast after podcast of gruesome true-crime stories without picking up a thing or two…

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Unique & Other Health & Medicine

Mrs Macca’s Monopoly

Belle August 31, 2022

It’s Macca’s Monopoly time so Kristeen is preparing to gorge herself like Sir Mix-a-Lot’s anaconda at the Tip Top factory.  Sure, dooming her kids to…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Perth dad who caught son smoking just relieved he didn’t catch him vaping

Belle August 30, 2022

A Perth father that has paid far too much attention to the media has breathed a sigh of relief after finding his son destroying his…

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WA Health considers relaxing stocktake on the “good stuff” to help attract more nurses

Belle August 30, 2022

It’s no secret that staffing at WA hospitals is a serious issue. So WA Health is considering a radical measure to attract more nurses, especially…

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