Flagmantle Fan Throws In The Towel After Unfavourable Result In Glorified Scratch Match
A hardcore Flagmantle fan has cracked the absolute shits after watching the unfavourable result in yesterday’s preseason simulation game against the Crows. Some within his…
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Perth Insurance Premiums Brace For Impact
Perth’s marine insurance premiums are preparing to have an absolute train run on them today as every boat in the City has descended upon Rotto…
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Even Truckie Who Triple Bangs Dares Wouldn’t Touch Logan Paul’s Prime Energy Drink
A seasoned truckie who knows his way around the iced coffee section of the local servo reckons Logan Paul’s caffeine saturated Prime energy drink is…
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REPORT: Public Transport Centre’s Mother Says He Looks Very Handsome
Perth’s Public Transport Centre has lived a Quasimodo-esque existence. Hiding in the depth of East Perth. Trying to avoid the public eye because of the…
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Joycey Asks Taxpayers To Dig Extra Deep For His Juicy Bonus This Year
CEO of Qantas has thanked taxpayers for bailing out his company so he could continue to make eye-watering sums of money off the backs of…
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5 Types Of Pub Quiz Participants That Have No Place In Civilised Society
The confident idiot – This potato-brained-fuck loves to insist on knowing the answer to almost every question. Only problem is they hit fewer targets than a…
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