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    Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

    Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

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    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

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    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

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BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

WA Girl Deems Day At The Beach Completely “Pointless” After Phone Battery Dies On Arrival

Belle December 11, 2022 influencer

Emma thought she’d hit the jackpot – a low 30’s, light morning breeze, and not a whiff of gainful employment to stink out the influencer-toilet…

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5 Demons You Must Slay To Survive X-Mas Shopping

Belle December 11, 2022

Despite racking up a few decades on this earth you still haven’t learned that last-minute X-Mas shopping is the consumer equivalent of a anoos exam:…

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BREAKING NEWS Travel

WA Woman Denied Permission To Leave Bali Until She Uploads Some Floating Breakfast Content

Belle December 11, 2022

A young WA woman has been detained at Denpasar Airport today after authorities were tipped off that she visited the Island paradise and didn’t upload…

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BREAKING NEWS Travel

Travel warning issued to French backpackers returning through Perth’s Northern suburbs today

Belle December 11, 2022

The Western Australian Government has issued a travel warning to all French backpackers following the national team’s win over England in the early hours of…

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BREAKING NEWS Local

Perth Man Still Doesn’t Know How To Check For Sea Breeze After 30 Years of Life

Belle December 10, 2022 WA Culture

Ben stands on the sand overlooking a very blowy Leighton Beach before rubbing his temples in a desperate attempt to calm down, “why am I…

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BREAKING NEWS Sports

BREAKING: Scarborough Eerily Quiet After Brazil Was Booted From The World Cup

Belle December 10, 2022

An eerie silence has fallen over the Perth suburb of Scarborough as the strong Brazilian population comes to grips with the World Cup favourites getting…

View More BREAKING: Scarborough Eerily Quiet After Brazil Was Booted From The World Cup

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  • Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning
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