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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Trump denies desperation after begging Perth to send floating party cube to Strait of Hormuz

    The Trumpinator 2000 is on a mission to sow chaos across the globe and is demanding his allies help chip in to a war they…

    Belle March 19, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Coles and Woolworths thank petrol companies for taking the heat off them

    Coles and Woolworths have each sent a thankyou hamper of marked down treats to the major petrol companies for managing to keep their own despicable…

    Belle March 18, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Government permits Woodside to pump crude oil directly into motorists’ tanks to alleviate cost pressure

    Forget high sulphur fuel, the salvation Aussie motorists need from the fuel crisis is coming from WA’s own Woodside who have long sought to cut…

    Belle March 17, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    St Paddy’s Day sees statewide shortage of traffic controllers in WA

    The WA construction industry has ground to a halt today after thousands of traffic controllers mysteriously called in sick on St Paddy’s Day. It is…

    Belle March 17, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Australians allowed early access to super to afford Easter

    The Albanese Government has rolled out a range of measures to combat the ever-burgeoning cost of living allegedly caused by the Iran war. Punters will…

    Belle March 17, 2026
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Bell Tower Times Reckons

10 Unbreakable Rules To Aussie Nickname Etiquette

Belle February 21, 2023

Never dictate your own nickname – this is the prime directive. The golden rule. Attempting to label yourself with a cool nickname will fail 100%…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

Albo Pledges Funding For Regional Art After Learning Hedland’s Most Famous Mural Was Removed

Belle February 21, 2023 WA Culture

Anthony “Albo” Albanese is currently in Port Hedland for a Federal Cabinet meeting to discuss the biggest issues affecting the nation. However, it was a…

View More Albo Pledges Funding For Regional Art After Learning Hedland’s Most Famous Mural Was Removed
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Armed WA Tourism Agents Waiting Outside HBF To Drag Harry Away For Quokka Selfie Obligation

Belle February 20, 2023

A crack team of WA Tourism agents has been dispatched to HBF Stadium to ensure Harry Styles fulfills the conditions of his visit to WA…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

Albo Given A Full Briefing On All Variations Of The CBomb Ahead of Port Hedland Visit

Belle February 20, 2023

Albo’s minders have made sure the Canberra bubble pollie was fully across the cbomb brief ahead of his trip to Port Hedland for a major…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

Albo Extends Stay In Kalgoorlie After Learning About The 6am Froffs

Belle February 20, 2023

Prime Minister Anthony “Albo” Albanese has taken a shine to Kalgoorlie after learning about their unusual pub trading hours on his latest trip to the…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Perth Teachers Thank Harry Styles For Giving Them A Day Off 

Belle February 20, 2023 Entertainment

Teachers all over Perth have arrived at school today to the calming sight of completely empty classrooms given everyone under the age of 18 is…

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