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    Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

    Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

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    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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Good Sign Thursday Drinks Are Out Of Control As Mid 30’s Mates Start Pining For Clubba Days

Belle December 8, 2022

A lovely little catch-up between a group of mates soon went south as the cold bevvies went down a little too easily in the sweltering…

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Perth Woman posting lightning pics regrets bringing a ‘19 Android phone to a DSLR fight

Belle December 8, 2022

A Perth woman has admitted she didn’t know what she was thinking capturing last night’s stunning electric light show with a flogged-out, piece of shit…

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BREAKING: Hot Chip Shortage Set To Hit Nation’s Mooches The Hardest 

Belle December 8, 2022

Peak agricultural bodies have warned that Australia’s hot chip moochers will really feel the pinch of the potato shortages this silly season. Times have never…

View More BREAKING: Hot Chip Shortage Set To Hit Nation’s Mooches The Hardest 
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Aussie selectors wowed by man’s over of bouncers to 10 year old niece on the weekend 

Belle December 7, 2022

Cricket Australia can’t believe that Jeremy’s bowling prowess has flown under their radar for so long after seeing vision of him sending a barrage of…

View More Aussie selectors wowed by man’s over of bouncers to 10 year old niece on the weekend 
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The WA Crabbing Season Pest

Belle December 7, 2022 BCF

Trev’s status in the WA crabbing community has diminished over the years. While rarely observed, Trev has stolen more crabs than a clothesline undies raider…

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Couple’s Offer On Inner North Home Rejected For Dog Being Too Inexpensive 

Belle December 6, 2022

A couple’s offer on a Highgate property has been rejected after failing to provide proof of ownership of a sufficiently affluent designer hound.  The sellers…

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